@realbadjasper No, he gives you his ass, you give him your eye, it's a more than fair trade.
Love these two so much it's absolutely wild. Favorite business associates ๐โจ๏ธ
@realbadjasper HELLO??? Holy hell, we all love a funny porn comic with a depressing background, but that's so morbidly sweet. They're such a great contrast to Rob and Andy's goofiness๐
@realbadjasper I really want to know what encounter they had before this that marked Allen as 'not an asshole' enough for Simon to drop trou immediately after walking in on him dick in hand.
@realbadjasper Such a professional, (barely) resisting what is essentially a cat toy in favor of a quickie. Hopefully he'll get to give into the urge someday...
@realbadjasper Absolutely love this unforunate bastard, I hope he had the worst corporate meet-cute with Allen ever.
Aside from the surpeise closet sex that is.
@realbadjasper They're probably not even off the clock smfh
Love these bastards, desperately want to know more about Allen and this miserable fucking janitor. What is his name???
@MonacoIsMine loving the game itself so far but oh BOY that first cutscene after the party level ran worse than a slideshow. Occasional lag spikes as well, day one jitters I imagine. Having a blast with it otherwise!
Just Announced: MONACO 2 sneaks onto Steam, PS5, and Xbox Series X|S on April 10th, 2025 (and then proceeds to make a mockery of what stealth is supposed to look like). https://t.co/GGNRD3cyQW
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@MonacoIsMine Oh boy, oh geez, oh god, just played through the demo, I have so many thoughts and feelings about it, loved so much about it, CAN'T wait for full release. Stupid hacker sticker actually made me lose it, I need it irl ๐
Irl has been keeping me from working on boxing story, but I want to try and do at least one kinktober short, pls someone give me the list I am to stupid and helpless to hunt it down help