Zeke

Lord of The Blade

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

bro fuuuuuuck John Wick just boarded my fliiiiight. UUUUUGH I’m the first henchman that has to fight John Wick on this American Airlines flight and I’m im in the first row fuuuuuuuck

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

@chloemusic8008 Injecting twink corpses with B*shwick particles

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

@lmaobox @chloemusic8008

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

@chloemusic8008 Why is it so small

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

muh Baby Bio Canon full of bees…. now I got this Infested Baby Bio Canon

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

@lmaobox We all have that one friend on #FROGWATCH and idk they just really suck

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

@ComedIanMTG

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

@BoshNRoll Real

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

@chloemusic8008 That was me and I was calling Stephen A. Smith #FROGWATCH

[chloe @chloemusic8008]

Just watched a man, full on tenting in his tiny blue shorts, proceed to shadow-box his way across the center of the park and then hop on a call like nothing had happened

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

Call me Laurence the way I make her fish burn

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

thousands of women DIE every day or something

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

Eating chicken tenders ADJACENT to the club

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

Papa said eat some taters and pass the boy around

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

I am the exact thing every woman wants and I still get sad sometimes

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

(giving a hustle seminar after lying on my resume)

Rule number one…. Is that you gotta have fun. But baby when you’re done, you gotta be the first to run.

Rule number two… is don’t get attached to… somebody you could lose. (Spiking MacBook into the ground to raucous cheers)

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

@growing_daniel A true man of honor dies toothless in bed surrounded by his family, having given all he could to those around him, love included.

Bleeding out on foreign unfamiliar soil for no cause other than recreation is the equivalent of dying on a skiing trip.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Me: Fireflies is actually the 2nd best bugs song after lightning in a bottle

My professor: This is your biodiversity presentation?

Me: You. Will. Kneel!

Govt. sniper who’s supposed to kill me when my latent powers activate but is having second thoughts: He’s just a fucking kid

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

@goblinzard all timer 👍

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

Walton goo goo fukcin goggins

[Zeke @Zeke_Breakfast]

Liquidating my FEMA fortune to move to N Gun Club rd in Denver Colrado