If you fear that I will play a new song titled I MISS MY WUHAN LOVER at my show at what your fon tells you is something called "seven" of "the clock" TONIGHT at @TheBebopBoston then there may be nothing that will assuage your trembling soul MAY GOD HAVE MERCY yada yada whateves
this is not ransomware IF YOU DO NOT CANCEL YOUR APPOINTMENTS AND ATTEND MY SHOW AT @thebebopboston CONVENIENTLY LOCATED NEAR BERKLEE COLLEGE OF MUSIC AT 7PM TONIGHT THEN YOUR CAREFULLY CRAFTED CAMPAIGN TO CONVINCE THE HUMANS THAT YOU ARE NOT A WOLF WILL BE IN JEOPARDY of course
Hey, you. If you're in Boston next Tues (6-8) you can catch my full set at the Bebop at 7pm. A bunch of new stuff from the end of the old way of living..