Zeke Stapleton

[Daily Dose of Warhammer @DDofWarhammer]

40k needs a silly alternate universe like Bloodbowl so people stop taking the universe so seriously

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@RhockoHarrison The only game I've played where it really did feel like the devs outright hated the players for playing is Hotline Miami 2. Hotline Miami was critical of the player, but 2 felt like it outright despised me for enjoying it. I think about it often.

[Jyggalag, Princess of Order @_Jyggalag_]

Hi Boh, I see you're talking about the Eldar again so I'm going to correct you. Firstly, there's absolutely zero canon precedent for there being any form of non-aggression pact with humanity during the Age of Technology, and in fact, there really couldn't possibly have been one

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@EaterOfBrushes Reminder: Every time GW moves the plot forward, we get closer to 40K End Times.

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@MachDominus Awful, and proud of it!

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@KathAntonio7 Yes. On mother's day weekend. My mom was not happy about it.

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@TheKnownLover His name is Mr. Show!

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@XXthPrimarch Beaks or nothing! They're classic and unique!

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

At least Heavy Metal magazine is back, and it's got plenty of boobs, fantasy, and gore, but one magazine every couple months isn't enough to sate me!

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

Every once in a while, I get nostalgic for my PS3, and try to play it again, only to remember how poorly it's aged.

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

And it sucks for me, 'cause I'M a young man, and I feel pretty undeserved when it comes to fantasy, breasts, and violence. That's why I gotta go play old games, watch old movies, and read old books and magazines. There's money on the table! You can market to me! I'll buy it!

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@schizothotep Fucked up in the crib eating Tau

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@ShitpostRock2 This image confuses me every time I see it. You want an open world, without any reason to explore it? You just want to go on a linear journey with nice scenery? Why would anyone waste the dev time making a whole world for you to NOT explore?

[KUROURUSHI'S AURA ROACH #17 @oktabrz]

i still don't know how to rate this manga. It kinda touched me. Not in the way a lover touches you, but in the way an old pedophile in the train does. I sure felt it, but idk how much i enjoyed it

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@HashionDiscord It's simple, anything I like is canon, anything I don't like isn't. Even codexes can be non-canon if I ignore them hard enough.

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@HMBohemond Being an Eldar fan on Twitter is just one endless humiliation ritual of having to remind idiots that all the remaining Eldar (minus THOSE Eldar, of course) are the descendents of those who fought AGAINST the decadence of their empire.

[Zeke Stapleton @ZekeStapleton3]

@MrAntiHero1 Humanity birthed the other 3 by ourselves because we're goated.