Zachary Ells

Father to my wonderful daughter Lucy and not so little Zach Jr. All thanks to my amazing wife, Kate!
Go Nova, Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics
BidenHarris2020

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I actually just consecutively used these search prompts...
Rounders cast
Ed Norton Brad Pitt movie
Fight club end song

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@BillSimmons Chitty Chitty

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@rotoworld_fb Head, shoulders, knees & toes, knees & toes..
Football is luck based, everyone knows,
Head, shoulders, knees & toes, knees & toes!

[🏀Nova Hoops @capj1344]

@jalenbrunson1 post jersey retirement ceremony finding out @joshhart was traded to the @nyknicks

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@KateSprandio @shlinnn111 Waiter: And how would you like your steak?
Me: Shampooed, conditioned, and blow dried

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@KateSprandio *years

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@KateSprandio @SeguNina @shanesprandio1 Well both did write about little harrys lead by wizards

[Kate Ells @KateSprandio]

Postpartum in a Pandemic – pt.1 https://t.co/zn55HKW4dJ

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@womenshumor @KateSprandio 1. Didn't drop any babies (and sacrificed myself the for ones I did) 👍
2. No exposure to Cov...

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This is the Joe I know.

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@KateSprandio

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@ColinCowherd #MLB before the season is cancelled. #HOU v #LAA. Josh James and Shohei Ohtani ⚾

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@KateSprandio And his back was never the same again #celtics

[Kate Ells @KateSprandio]

Focusing on Certainty in an Uncertain Time https://t.co/aDwN72znVd

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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Retirement?

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@bonesaw329

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

No players were disciplined by Major League Baseball in the Astros' investigation. While Mets manager Carlos Beltran was part of it, he was a player at the time and thus was not suspended.

Discipline for Red Sox manager Alex Cora is coming. It is going to be harsh, per sources.

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@KateSprandio #DisneyPlus #Advertising #DisneyPrincess #TakeMyMoney #StarWars #Mandalorian #disne

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@KateSprandio

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Here’s everything I wish someone had told me before I gave birth
- Get the zip-up pajamas, not the ones with snaps.
- Only buy pajamas with a zipper.
- Do you like fastening 12 snaps at 4 in the morning in the dark? PJs with snaps are that.
- Just zip pajamas. With a zipper.
- Zi

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@ztivdemjay @KateSprandio I'm more of a stretch 4 now