Danny Zemp

Cartoonist, Arborist, Goat tamer, Motorbike rider, Husband and general Fixerer of broken Thingies

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@DoctorKarl Slow? Try 2.1 mb/s down and 0.1 mb/s up. It’s like an old dial up. And I’m in Metro Melbourne.

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A Twitter bird is slapping the @realDonaldTrump in the face with a cold dead fish. All in the name of free speech.

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Congratulation to your fake win. A bit more of this to come. Please waste no time. You only have a few months left. @realDonaldTrump #trump #popus #politics #crime

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Come on down to the Docklands District to have your face drawn for a good cause. Shop 17, The Australian Cartoon Museum. Next Saturday.

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A spindly version of Anne Hathaway

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At least this way he won’t force any handshakes! #dearmymagesty #NotMyPrimeMinister #ScottyFomMarketing #auspol #Australianfire

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How about having a post as PM? I sure can’t be worse. #auspol

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Defeating demons and witches, one loony at a time. Have fun with that one #trump

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An uncanny resemblance. Who won a Gold logie? Tom Gleeson @nonstoptom did. #tomgleeson #tvweeklogies2019 #Awards #GoldLogie

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In WSBK Michael Van Der Mark won the third race and that makes him a new winner this season.

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Sergio Perez finishes 12th in the Canadian Formula 1 Grand Prix.

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Add a new speed sign to lower our road toll. #auspol #yarravalley #roadtoll #speed

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A quick Madonna sketch on a weird stage. #Madonna #caricature #lips #diastema #gap

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@nakedfella You are sightseeing with a Dick?

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Donald Trump had a long talk with Vladimir Putin. Cue the music, datatadadaadaaadada

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A few years into the future and we might have the place destroyed. As long as it is good for the economy...
#auspol #election #inaction #climatechange #politics

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Not the F1 winner in todays China GP. Alex Albon binned his Toro Rosso yesterday and managed to get a point today
#Formula1 #tororosso #alexalbon #chinaGP #racing

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Less is More. And let the discussion begin... #wine

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The big day for AFL has arrived. One win fly away with the cup. #AFLGF #AFLGrandFinal2018 #AFLEaglesPies

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Who is going to win the #AFL premiership this weekend? #Collingwood #magpies #AFLFinals #GrandFinal #AFLGF