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more of a reply guy because my ops are bad

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Commenting “You win the internet!” on pornhub videos

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@wonton_sarah I’m surprised she can walk without a cane at that age

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@wonton_sarah Feels like this lol

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@wonton_sarah I can both hear and see stuff in my head, but then there are apparently people like this?

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@tonyhawktruther 🤤

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AWOOGA! Sorry, I mean: can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?

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Fuckin ants got into my creatine powder and they just carried my dog away

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@alecrobbins I live in Maine, and this is our famous McDonald’s:

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@Hermit_Thrush @johnvvariety @niccagefan666 You’ve fallen into his trap!

[𝔭𝔭 @athleisure_monk]

scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds
mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien

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@MyRaisins I was going to make a lewd joke about 45 pumps, but I’ll let thrush have that one…

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@2Josher It’s like when someone tried saying Martin Short wasn’t funny so everyone posted a million clips of Jiminy Glick, which is to say it’s beautiful

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@MyRaisins Happy birthday and may He bang your line

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RIP Keir Starmer. We’ll see you in Valhalla

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@BoneJail Every time I see one of his posts, I feel so much visceral contempt

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@wonton_sarah I have other stuff going on at the moment

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@miakhalifa Liz Lemon tried telling people

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@coolestdudeyet They could never get away with something like that today

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@tom_on_here It always is

[Jamil Almasri @JamelAlmasri]

A balance of 100 Jordanian dinars about $141 is preventing me from taking my midterm exams as my university portal is blocked until it is paid This is my final semester in the Faculty of Engineering and I urgently need your support to continue my education
https://t.co/9YipQzD4GS