I’ve had this book for two years and I’m just reading it now and it’s revolutionizing my sexuality and gender exploration, as well as planting ideas that I never thought possible. An erotic novel unlike anything I’ve read before! 😍😎💦
@BettieBrickhous@mizzamandamarie @clevertheboxer @lilmissfisherxo @XAnnabelleAdams 😍HONORED to be invited!!! It’s on my calendar and RSVPing right now!!!
@71_Breeze He certainly was! The next day, a SECOND Batman showed up, a friend of the first, and they had a contest who could take more of a whollopping. The second bat was the better man. 😂
EXXXOTICA Dallas... don't remember the year. 2015?
I totally shouted " you are a BAD BAD man!!"
This is from my last round of MOO business cards as well.
I wish I had social media slave to do watermarks for me!
It sounded so funny when he said it. Kinda how I feel every day- like my router is disconnected from the universe? Lol! “So you have a good connection to your router, but the router doesn’t have a good connection to the universe”
It’s one of those days where I “really should be getting some work done”, but end up spending all afternoon furiously fucking myself instead. Oops! 🤷♀️😆
Yesterday, I turned down a hug from someone standing next to someone I ended up hugging. The person I turned down seemed a little taken aback at my “no”, and I had to stop her while she was coming towards me because she didn’t ask first.
Contrary to the trend, I enjoy being called an “older woman” and I feel giddy about the prospect of meandering into cougar territory. Feet, nails, and shopping? Good boy! Mommy is very pleased 😻👑🧖♀️
I’m crabby, lonely, and annoyed. It’s time to get high, angrily masturbate, and hiss “Fuck you!” while I orgasm. Revenge is a dish best served vibrating. #angryfuck