Brandon

thoughtfully thoughtless

[Brandon @ZenPrimitive]

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#teenageer #momsonn #nolimits #omegle

[Reddit, Inc. @Reddit]

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[RoughDiction @roughdiction]

The world is a lonely place. Always keep a sandwich in your pocket so you can eat it and look like you don't care that nobody likes you.

[50% More Slime @navanax]

One of the people I follow is a CIA agent. I’m not saying who, but I want you to know that I’m watching you watch us watch stuff.

[David Leibowitz @davio1962]

I have enough stuff to worry about AND YET my biggest fear is that a mosquito will fly into my ear and make me do its bidding.

[Corey Northcutt @corey_northcutt]

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I love how bright the moon is right now... #insomnia

[Corey Northcutt @corey_northcutt]

The notion that human life is sacred just because it is human life is medieval. ~Peter Singer #quote

[Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII]

9.12PM Hitler is now leaving the beer hall, earlier than planned, to catch train to Berlin. Elser's bomb timed to explode in 8 minutes

[Brody Dalle @BroJoDalle]

"I'll Shoot you in your toodles" http://t.co/bQkVpfK0

[Erin E. @SharksAmor]

Please RT to help the homeless! http://t.co/nGT4VplS (@BrodyDalle /@Spinnerette )

[Corey Northcutt @corey_northcutt]

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star. ~Friedrich Nietzsche #quote

[Kat Von D @thekatvond]

Mastery requires practice.

[50% More Slime @navanax]

I'd trade in a picturesque sunrise for a glance at a sweet ass every time.

[Corey Northcutt @corey_northcutt]

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. ~Bertrand Russell #quote

[donni saphire @donni]

I was a terrible magician. Always forgot to use the special box when I sawed a woman in half. Lots of blood. Lots of running from the law.

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Fun Fact: Did you know Led Zeppelin almost called themselves Dragons and Fucking?