High-tech zero gravity indicator. I work for Elon. Will probably be on Mars by the time you read this. The Original Zero Gravity Indicator Parody Account.
SCIENTISTS: โWeโve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years awayโ
RESPONSE: โOooh!โ
SCIENTISTS: โWeโve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earthโ
RESPONSE: โThat conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be falseโ