Mr Zero

Me?It is me!

[Mr Zero @Zeroo0ooZero]

开启伙伴计划，我会用点赞来告诉你，我来过。。。

Open the partnership program, and I will like it to tell you that I have been here...

[Mr Zero @Zeroo0ooZero]

昨天的公众号收入，超过了一块钱，极度罕见。。。

Yesterday's official account income exceeded one yuan, which is extremely rare...

[Mr Zero @Zeroo0ooZero]

@scottfoomusic 这个背，太诱惑了，极度让人心动。。。

This back is so tempting and extremely heartwarming...

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@QiuBNB 茄子下面那个绿色花纹的是什么东西？我都没见过，也是茄子吗？

What is the green pattern under the eggplant? I haven't seen it. Is it also eggplant?

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@Thiuhin0801 图中的人物是在把船拉上岸么？

Is the character in the picture pulling the boat ashore?

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@Simachuu2525 我就好奇一下，图片中的鱼是什么鱼？我从来没见过。。。

I'm just curious, what kind of fish is the fish in the picture? I've never seen...

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天气不热的时候，我一个星期喝一瓶5L的水，天气热的时候，我一天喝一瓶5L的水。。。

When the weather is not hot, I drink a 5L bottle of water a week. When the weather is hot, I drink a 5L bottle of water a day...

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@rrongtuan2003 麻雀贵族馆是干嘛的？打麻将的吗？

What is the purpose of the Sparrow Noble Pavilion? Do you play mahjong?

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@la_duuu 光看这图片，这么多牛肉，这么多香葱，这香气已经扑面而来了。。。

Just looking at this picture, there are so many beef, so many shallots, the aroma has come to my face...

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@Suuhfzz 坚持不懈，一切都会好的，希望就在前方

Perseverance, everything will be fine, hope is ahead.

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@yitaiw 睡眠质量不错啊，有些人天天加班，想睡9小时都没这条件。。。

[Mr Zero @Zeroo0ooZero]

昨天开通蓝V，然后今天就达标了500个好朋友，现在就剩下50万的展示量了，这速度，够不够快？

Blue V was opened yesterday, and then 500 good friends met the standard today. Now there is 500,000 impressions left. Is this speed fast enough?

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从毕福剑到贾冰，人们也在慢慢觉醒，要时刻小心周围的喜欢举报的小人！

From Bi Fujian to Jia Bing, people are also slowly awakening. Always be careful of the villains around you who like to report!

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有点hold不住，今天回了四百多个朋友，不得不感叹，现在的蓝v速度太惊人了，上午开通，晚上就快500了，想想正月时，我的七年的老号，有了一百多个蓝朋好友，然后交钱，审核了一个星期，后面又一两个月才到500，然后再一个月实现了500万浏览量，期间被封号，被限制，各种被针对，唉，一言难尽。。。

I can't hold it. I went back to more than 400 friends today. I have to sigh that the current speed of blue v is too amazing. It was opened in the morning, and it was almost 500 in the evening. Thinking about the first month, my seven-year old account had more than 100 blue friends. Then I paid for it and reviewed it for a week. It took another month or two to reach 500, and then achieved 5 million views in a month. During this period, the account was blocked, restricted, and targeted in all kinds of ways. Alas, it's hard to say...

[Mr Zero @Zeroo0ooZero]

这就是以后人类的性爱状态，马上就要实现了。。。

This is the sexual state of human beings in the future, which is about to come true...

[Mr Zero @Zeroo0ooZero]

深圳理发，10元一位，现在是晚上十点多，还没收工。。。

Shenzhen haircut, 10 yuan per person, it's past ten o'clock in the evening, and I haven't finished work yet...

[Mr Zero @Zeroo0ooZero]

回家躺在席子上的第一反应就是，好暖和！

The first reaction when I got home and lay on the mat was that it was so warm!

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夜晚这里还是小孩子的天堂。。

This is still a paradise for children at night..

[Mr Zero @Zeroo0ooZero]

三位数的浏览量，我的信心回来了。。。

With three-digit views, my confidence is back...

[Mr Zero @Zeroo0ooZero]

@yitaiw 你才105，我都185了。。。

[Mr Zero @Zeroo0ooZero]

零食很忙，这么便宜的价格，是怎么会被允许存在的？

Snacks are very busy. How can such a cheap price be allowed to exist?