ZeroShame

Living the College Dream With No Shame What So Ever #TeamZeroShame #TeamFollowBack #TeamPeopleWhoHaveASenseOfHumor

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

People are always asking do you remember this, remember that. No, I don't! I told you I blacked were you not listening!?

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

If you don't have anything nice to say, just hit em.

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

Damn if you didn't have a face you'd be sexy!

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

Shut up all you whining bitches! (Girls and guys).

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

My dad always told me if you're good at something, never do it for free. Well I'm good at sex and I don't get paid for that shit.

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

I'm sorry did I offend you?! #WAMMY #DOUBLEWAMMY

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

"Smell my finger, now guess what I did last night."

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

11:11 make a wish! I wish you'd fuck off and find someone else to bother!

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

"You only call me when you want to have sex" "Uhhh.... Yeah I thought we were on the same page?"

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

You drive me crazy, and make me do crazy things. Like make me want to gowge my eyes out and be homicidal.

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

Have you ever thought there might be a reason no one answers your calls?

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I'll choose a swift "fuck off" over a phony "come on in" anytime.

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

Want the truth? Yeah, that dress does make you look fat.

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

Condescending Wonka is fucking annoying. @ohwonka

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

What mama don't know, won't hurt her.

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

My boss just doesn't get it, when I say I'm too drunk to work, I mean I'm too drunk to work.

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

Tweet tweet mutha fuckas

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

I have so much potential.... Of being lazy as fuck.

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

Saying how nice of a guy you are and how girls deserve to be treated on Twitter isn't getting you laid any faster.

[ZeroShame @ZeroShame]

I bet if you keep bitching about your problems they'll be fixed in no time.