Zero Sum Bond

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[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

$TSLA Walls are starting to close in for Tesla, let's have a closer look:

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

$TSLA $TSLAQ Well Q1 guidance of Optimus being used internally in 2024 was a lie to pump the stock (see what he said below), who’d have guessed. Just pushed out another 12 months just like Robotaxi, Dojo, Roadster, Semi, etc etc. @SECGov @TheJusticeDept

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@i_dg23 Tesla will have genuinely useful humanoid robots in low production for Tesla internal use next year and, hopefully, high production for other companies in 2026

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@AdrianDittmann Thoughts on Jina Choi?

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$TSLAQ $TSLA Not sure many know, but one of the SEC’s lead staff that went against Elon during the funding secured saga is now chief of Corporate and Securities fraud for the Northern district of California at the DOJ. The same DOJ investigating Tesla for wire/securities fraud

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

Jina left being a partner at Ramsey & Ehrlich LLP to take this role (must be special to give up partner at law firm money…) in Dec23. She joined just after the announced DOJ investigation against Tesla. The same Tesla she brought a case against in 2018, and also Theranos!

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

$TSLAQ $TSLA Remember who else cosied up to politicians before it got outed as a giant fraud? Ken Lay/Enron. Elon wants to avoid prison more than he cares about EV prospects for Tesla, why else would he support an admin that wants to crush government support for EVs. @elonmusk

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

$TSLAQ $TSLA Not sure many know, but one of the SEC’s lead staff that went against Elon during the funding secured saga is now chief of Corporate and Securities fraud for the Northern district of California at the DOJ. The same DOJ investigating Tesla for wire/securities fraud

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@TeslaVisualized @EdwardDiGi @elonmusk Last I checked, Apple wasn’t under investigation for wire and securities fraud by the DOJ, SEC as well as being sued 2x a day on avg in 24. Enron were the biggest contributor to George Bush’s campaign, if this $45m/month is true Elon will be the largest Trump supporter.

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@WallStCynic @TeslaBoomerMama It’s almost like she’s getting paid to promote Elon/Tesla without disclosing it, just like she was investigated by BaFin for in the past.

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@MartinViecha @SawyerMerritt When you look into the background of these promoters, there are some things that make you ask questions. @Teslaboomermama Alexandra Merz was investigated by BaFin (German regulator) for potentially pulling favours with her ratings at Scope. https://t.co/Dqw4o3lRD6

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@theliamnissan @fractious4ever !

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@jbulltard1 @bradsferguson @TeslaBoomerMama It’s most funny that Elon retweets so many of these clowns. He’s actively promoting Rebellionaire by doing this, a shady financial services firm encouraging people that they can stay all in on Tesla. Literally going to ruin lives one day.

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@jbulltard1 @bradsferguson They’re all the same. It’s no surprise they have such scummy backgrounds and history of promoting shady stuff, eg @TeslaBoomerMama

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@MartinViecha @SawyerMerritt When you look into the background of these promoters, there are some things that make you ask questions. @Teslaboomermama Alexandra Merz was investigated by BaFin (German regulator) for potentially pulling favours with her ratings at Scope. https://t.co/Dqw4o3lRD6

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@FredericLambert @chasing_nines @elonmusk @ID_AA_Carmack https://t.co/SFovvqMKEM

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

$TSLA $TSLAQ Bulls think Tesla will master autonomy/robotaxis. They can’t even master automatic windscreen wipers - It’s STILL in beta and not working properly. Model Y came out 5 years ago. https://t.co/UvLS9haKNT

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@jbulltard1 @bradsferguson Guy says Optimus alone is worth $20 trillion (let’s not even get onto how dumb that is), yet advices clients to sell weekly covered calls (how does that make sense?). He’s just targeting dumb ass Tesla investors to rip off with super high fee crap. Report him to the SEC.

[Rebellionaire @Rebellionair3]

Elon said today Optimus 🤖 may be worth $25 TRILLION.

💯We agree! Last September, @MatchasmMatt and I walked through a 🤖 valuation that pegged its 2029 value to $TSLA at $25 TRILLION

Watch it here 👇

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@jbulltard1 @bradsferguson Bradford - aka head of Rebellionaire / HFFinancial, the biggest 🤡 in the financial services industry that will almost certainly be indicted by the SEC. He targets all in Tesla investors to sell his high fee shit too. He has a chat with other Rebellionaire affiliates to pump TSLA

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@calvinfroedge Yemen gonna start bombing Aramco again at this rate?

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@junkbondanalyst One way to try and become a meme stock? They should start posting memes about it and maybe they’ll get a valuation premium akin to Tesla, 100x what it’s actually worth.

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@RealDanODowd @Tesla They make a living promoting Elon, so can’t say anything otherwise. Tesla can never admit FSD won’t get there or they get the mother of all lawsuits against them, open and shut case of mis selling and fraud. HW3 has 1.2MP cameras, I doubt a human could drive using that crap.

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@elonmusk @cb_doge Elon replying to his favourite reliable source again, DogeDesigner.
And yet look at what they achieved vs SpaceX. SpaceX just about there getting a flying grain silo back to earth.

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@iam_smx @elonmusk It’s a tunnel and a shit one at that. Why you continue to pump this is beyond hilarious.

[Zero Sum Bond @ZeroSumBond]

@elonmusk @farzyness @ID_AA_Carmack Like embezzling their Nvidia chips to xAI? Truly a breakthrough in AI (Asset Interception).