⚡️ Zeus ⚡️

God of the Sky, Thunder, And Lightning. Master of Olympus. Father to many. This is a joke account. Please stop trying to have serious rp's with me, I feel bad.

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@QueenOfBriers WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOWKEY?

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@QueenOfBriers AT LEAST YOU UNDERSTAND.

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@Perfect_Apollo Disappointment.

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@QueenOfBriers Smart child.

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@QueenOfBriers artemis no

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@Mighty_AoKuang ⚡⛈⚡ QUACK QUACK ⚡⛈⚡

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SOMETIMES I UNIRONICALLY PRETEND I AM A DUCK.

QUACK.

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@QueenOfBriers GOSH, I KNOOOW RIGHT

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@Nu_WaSmite How can you hate what you are? ;*

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I MUST COMMEND MY WIFE ON HER COOKING.

WALMART DOES A BANG UP JOB.

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@Queen___Hera They'll make you your own class, They'll call it Harlots.
Or all around meh wives.

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@GoddessNyxxx See, this is where you are mistaken.
'Running' after other women is MY HOBBY.
..I may have an addiction.

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@Manny_The_Sock THEN SERVE SOME JUSTICE!
OH, IT WOULD APPEAR YOU CAN NOT.
WHY IS THAT?
OH. ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE A SOCK.
A SOCK.
AM I DRUNK?

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THIS ONE TIME I TRIED TO GRANT A MORTAL THE POWER OF ELECTROCUTION IN THE BEDROOM.

She died.
I am forever filled with grief.

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@The_EarthMother YOU CAN BE APART MY FAMILY DRAMA IF YOU WANT.

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@GoddessNyxxx She is feisty.

And to be fair I like my women feisty, but, she takes it to A LEVEL BEYOND MY EXPLANATION CAPABILITIES

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@WintersBlessing IF YOU ARE A LONE WOLF WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT DOG OF YOURS?

AND WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT DOG OF YOURS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ME?

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@WintersBlessing ...Oh. I see.
Well.
MAYBE HOW HOT YOU ARE FIGURATIVELY SHALL KEEP US WARM

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@WintersBlessing WHY SHOULD I NEED YOUR BLESSING WHEN WE CAN STAY WARM VIA EACH OTHERS BODY HEAT?! HAHA!

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@Manny_The_Sock I HAVE COMMITTED NO CRIMES
THE ONLY CRIME IN SIGHT IS THE CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY THAT IS A TALKING SOCK