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I apologize to all of my ZFFL followers for the long absence. I was busy trying to confirm @KcCampbell07 is still alive. Confirmed.

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Very Late News - @LukeKoch traded Marcus Mariota and Bennie Fowler to @CanIPickett for Eli Manning and Desean Jackson. Schefty's back, baby!

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Sources indicate dildo front-runner @AlanConklin is actively pursuing a trade partner for Adrian Peterson.

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Major trade activity in the ZFFL this week, including two trades by @Joel008 which netted him Justin Forsett. I operate on sources people.

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MY SOURCES ARE FAILING ME.

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If a huge trade happens, but both teams are 0-3, does anyone hear/see it?

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Blockbuster deal. @bjackson24 gets Cobb, Duke, McCluster. @AlanConklin gets Hill, walker, Agholor, Winston.

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Many name changes in the wake of @LukeKoch's league note this week. Looks like a lot of the ZFFL GM's give in easily to peer pressure.

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Last week's highest scorers Haris & @bjackson24 become this weeks lowest. On another, more interesting, note is @DHOOV206 actually good?

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@ZFFLClayton @DHOOV206 If they tie for last do they share it? Thoughts from Commish @Joel008?

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Sources tell me @DHOOV206 may be purposefully gunning for last place this year as he has built a strong connection with Big Blackie.

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Projections have @Joel008 losing to Trevor this week. Everyone in the league rooting for Trevor, saying Joel is a worse Commish than Goodell

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@dangockel My thoughts precisely Mr. Gockel.

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I can now confirm that the Dion Lewis/Stevie Johnson trade has gone through. Tweet @ me with reactions. #ZFFL

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Sources also confirm that @bjackson24 has several running backs on the trade block.

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My sources tell me that a Dion Lewis for Stevie Johnson trade is in the works between @LukeKoch and Haris Ansari. #ZFFL

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@ZFFLClayton Sounds lovely, was just there last summer. Which sanctuary were you at?

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@ZFFLClayton Nice to hear from you Clayton. Fans of the #ZFFL need their news and analysis.

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@CanIPickett You are a fiery competitor inside and out.

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@CanIPickett It was an objective view at records and projections. Don't get too cocky General Manager Pickett.