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[Magic Wacho🕺 @magic_wacho]

as long ndisati ndapihwa bhasikoro rangu re Kupasa Grade 7 hapana muroora achauya kumba 😡🙌😂

[ℕé𝕟𝕥𝕪 @nenty_szn]

“Can you work under pressure? ”

We started and finnished our homework while the teacher was beating those who didn't do it.
Come on naw 😂

[Moshe @Moshe_Meso]

How come you have so much patience?

My childhood 🥲:

[✞ @Layomi_04]

Never force convo, once u notice the dry replies, just come twitter come chill.

[Kay @Dwriteway]

“Self-made” is a big lie.

Someone, somewhere, somehow gave you a chance.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd"

What a line!

[𝕯eon @chiplichipli2k]

Cutting me off because I refused to send you money is very valid, don’t settle for stingy niggas

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

She will text you "good night" and text another man "open the gate"

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

I’ll never understand the “I’m not doing wife duties until you put a ring on it” mindset. You don’t have to play house, but you should be showing the character of the woman you expect him to marry. Marriage is not a free trial where he discovers who you are after he signs the contract.

A 🧵 >>>>>

[@obeyshava1 @obeyshava1]

New Marriage Law

If your wife receives a gift worth more than the bride price you paid her parents, please don't waste time fighting.

That wife now belongs to “him”.

Just pack her clothes neatly, add a thank you note, & surrender her to him with immediate effect.

Be guided.

[Brighton & Hove Albion @BHAFC]

We're the first team to beat Arsenal 3-0 in any competition since... us, in May 2023. 😅👏

[KELVIN @Kelvin451145]

Apart from Martínez conceding his usual 3 goals, what other thing do you think will happen in this game? 😭

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

You cannot hurt a person who is okay with not being liked, accepted, invited, included or considered.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

On Sunday we take our dogs out for a walk again

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our first home matchday of the 2026/27 season! 🏟️🔥

Come on United! 🇾🇪

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

That love you get from your grandma on your mom’s side is different. So pure, so genuine.

[Tinashe @baba_nyenyedzi]

It was disheartening to learn that 43% of investable funds in Zimbabwe is tied up in property, while more than a thousand pension funds have collapsed alongside deindustrialisation. Then I learnt that Zambia’s annual electricity consumption is now 1.5x Zimbabwe’s. In the 1990s, Zimbabwe consumed roughly twice as much electricity as Zambia.

Zimbabwe’s aggregate consumption remains remarkably resilient, driven in large part by diaspora remittances. But it is time we focused on production and industry.

How do we get pension funds to stop building malls and cluster homes and start funding industry and reindustrialisation?

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

In a world where sin is normalized, those who speak against it, become the sinners.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

You are poor because when it rains, you think about sex instead of farming.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

You know someone's IQ is the same as a pandas when they watch this show