Chad Johnson

How can I possibly explain myself in fewer than 160--

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

Verizon Wireless Fail. I'm getting spammed from them for someone else's delinquent account and they can't stop it because I'm not the account holder. Didn't stop them from emailing me in the first place though.
#VerizonWirelessFail #CustomerServiceFail #Annoyed

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

At some point we need to stop grouping people by the color of their skin and start grouping them by their actions.

It's the only way our nation is going to heal.

As soon as we start grouping people by something as uncontrollable as skin color, we've already lost the war.

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

Astounding that the same people who fly through a traffic intersection as it turns red will blindly enter an intersection the second it turns green - assuming everyone will do what they do not. #thingsIseeOnmyCommute

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

Proud to be the 461st 😎 on @BackerKit for SCIENCE! - An Original Graphic Novel. Thanks @jawiin https://t.co/rYIE5Oe1Yq

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

@ZiggieDoesGamin Don't mistake quiet for inactive. I use this account quite frequently.

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

Future diva alert. https://t.co/qoVmaEWjU6

[Justin Robert Young @JustinRYoung]

Hey! Look! Welcome home @sarahlane!!!

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

Personally, it's kind of creepy to see them walking around too. https://t.co/IAtY782zDu

[Andy Doane @drewpdoane]

There's nothing more disturbing than seeing a muppet's legs.

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

I've received so many calls from Robot Joe that anyone who introduces as Joe on the phone is liable to get hung up on. #robotcalls

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

@LizzyFenton On the bright side, that leaves you open for someone even better. Stay strong!

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

@AlbyMetevierUSA @ChicagoBears Maybe they think they're playing golf? #TNF

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

Grabbed Ty Montgomery for tonight while Adams sat out as a FA. Looks like I guessed wrong. #FF #TNF

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

@FFBC_Podcast He's a FA in my league. /smh/

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

1st world problems: can't decide if I should upgrade my phone, computer or grill. I use them all frequently. #1stWorldProblems #craveshiny

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

Agog to be the 4,286th pirate on @BackerKit for Ctrl+Alt+Del 1.0: The Box Set | Thx @timcad! https://t.co/6VuEvoz5BI

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

/Dusts off Twitter machine/ >Tap< >Tap< Is this thing on?

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

I'm so old, I remember when gas pumps didn't require prepayment.

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

Know my day was off to a great start when I greeted the new cafeteria cashier like a kid, then realized he is a little person. #fail

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

wow...it's been an interesting 3 years... http://t.co/NsWz2nDadp

[Chad Johnson @Ziggie]

Proud to be the 36,425th backer on @BackerKit for Reading Rainbow: Every Child,... | Thx @ReadingRainbow! https://t.co/YlSuM6cKcH