Why hello everyone! So do to popular demand and some massive excitement, we finally have added the manly slayers themselves! Zenitsu, inosuke, murata, and genya!
I hope you all will enjoy having them inside of you- I mean around you all heh heh
Murata: Oh wow. It’s already been two to three months! I’m happy that you all have stuck around for the posts and our adventures! So as a thank you, I decided to give you all my presence since you all don’t see me that much! And thank you @foreverkamado for the inspiration!
Zenitsu: Hehehe! I always end up getting the woman in the end!
Inosuke: Yet still can’t get nezuko
Zenitsu: Yeah- HEY!
Tengen: You’ll get em one day young Zenitsu
Zenitsu: I’M 19 YOU DICK! I’M NOT FUCKING YOUNG!
Tengen: Hahahaha! You are to me Bucko!
Inosuke: Hmmm I feel like I’m forgetting something
Zenitsu, Genya, Murata, and tengen: HAPPY BIRTHDAY INOSUKE/MOUNTAIN GOD!
Inosuke: ….It was my birthday?
Zenitsu, Genya, Murata, and Tengen: YOU DAMN MORON!
//Happy late birthday inosuke!- WAIT NO DON’T THE CAKE BY YOURSELF
Tengen: A flashy man such as myself will always be there to treat the ladies to a nice and lovely time~ I mean look at me and wives~
Zenitsu: This weirdo gets three wives while I have none?! This is an outrage! I should be the one with three wives!
Tengen: It’ll happen one day!
Tengen uzui
Top(Extremely flashy and tries to be extra cool while fucking)
The flashiest god of festivals(there’s only one of them and it’s him)
His dick is the biggest out of everyone here so first timers don’t come to him…unless~
He’s random at sex. Hard, soft, or both
Why hello everyone! So do to popular demand and some massive excitement, we finally have added the manly slayers themselves! Zenitsu, inosuke, murata, and genya!
I hope you all will enjoy having them inside of you- I mean around you all heh heh
Murata: Well times up! The new member joining this account is…uh drum roll please?
Zenitsu: *Drumming at lighting speed*
Murata: TENGEN UZUI!
Tengen: Hello there everyone! The god of festivals has decided to show up and bless you all with his presence!
Zenitsu: Omg THIS GUY?
Murata: Just drop them right here in the comments, first one to guess might be the one who gets fucked by him, but you could also choose me as well. I’m pretty good in bed-
Genya: STOP TALKING AND LET THE PEOPLE GUESS!
Murata: Ok! Ok! Damn!
Murata: Well everyone I have a special announcement! In about an hour, a new person will be joining our account!
Zenitsu: Oh wow really? Is it Tanjiro?
Inosuke: Why would it be him if he has his own account?
Zenitsu: I- Shut up!
Murata: Anyways! Take a guess on who it is!
Zenitsu: I still remember that one time that me, Inosuke, and Murata ended up having fun with mitsuru, kanao, and shinobu~ Still the best moment of my life~
Genya: WHAT?! WHY DIDN’T YOU ASSHOLES TELL ME?!
Zenitsu: We did! You just told us to fuck off!
Genya: ….O-Oh…DAMN IT!