Zing 🐀

he/him ~ 18+ ~ The Gnar Mid guy ~ C2 Rocket League ~ Gang Beasts Speedrunner/mod ~ P+ Random ~ mnk osu! casual ~ Spicy memes ~ Discord @ zimg

[Zing 🐀 @Zingoid]

Getting some reviews for my coaching. Feeling good about where ive gotten to.

https://t.co/AiEVa6RlWh

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[weed / shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

so my friend who plays league asks me yesterday

"saskio do i have game"

and i sat with the question

because the honest answer was no

but the polite answer was yes

so i COMPROMISED

i said "you have potential"

he went quiet, confused

i was about to explain what game actually is

then i remembered something

yeah fuck the rest of the tweet

LOOK AT THIS SCREENSHOT OF BONEVOID GENERATIONAL FUMBLE

Study the Saskio way

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

submit by anon

[Alber Hache @alber_ab_94]

@dandouglas The caterpillar who ATE

[Phil @Phil_Bow]

@dandouglas The Caterpillar Who Mogged Me

[Zing 🐀 @Zingoid]

Hey gamers. I'm trying to start a "Guess the Elo" series for League of Legends. If you could anonymously submit replays here, I would greatly appreciate it. https://t.co/Df6gUOVm77

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

once you turn 20 you have to fight everyday for the rest of your life to not lose your personality & spirit...bc what once came naturally to you will be exhausted into nothing if you don't actively Try. it's terrifyingly easy to become a lethargic, soulless adult

[hardcore hana*c 🐇 @kayaempress]

@citrusgirlpaige were you cold while making the first list

[Zing 🐀 @Zingoid]

broke into top 20% on osu! 🥳

[𝓐licia ♡ 𝓥iolet ۶ৎ @viosumii]

The more you learn about child abuse, the more you begin to realize that unconditional love is expected from children toward their parents, not the other way around. And it was never the other way around.

[AquaticPanic ♤🏳️‍⚧️ @AquaPani]

the one that looks like a bull is bulu
the one that looks like it has fins is fini
the one that looks like a cock is koko
the other one is lele

[Zing 🐀 @Zingoid]

@realMonstrata what is the PBC?

[Thomas Yuen @KireiLoL]

85% W/R to challenjour
Barely keeping up with the inflation

I just hope that challenger cut off is gonna be maximum 2.5k ~

Having a full time job and keeping up with being in challenger feels pretty difficult