Zinny Jay

nursepreneur, graphic designer,book lover, meeting new people and travelling.A lover of God

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@YourBabysDoctor Why patient mama dey carry sample to the lab?

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@NationalGridNg Even National grid 😲 🫨 shock

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@FabrizioRomano PSG 0 vs Arsenal 1

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@officialABAT You are a total failure. Have some shame and resign

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@vanguardngrnews Let him go back to his Okada biz

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What a shame

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

Club statement: Álex Jiménez

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Club statement: Álex Jiménez

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Congratulations Sawe Sabastian on winning the London marathon
#londonmarathon
#sawe

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This one is sitting on the mandate not standing

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

On your mandate Bola Ahmed Tinubu we shall stand” — Devoted members fully support city boy movement for 2027 election

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@StateDept Were your contributions free?

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

This story is nuts. This guy, Igor Komarov, the son of a Ukrainian crime boss, was kidnapped in Bali 2 weeks ago by some people who said his dad stole a ton of money from them.

They broke his legs, cut off his fingers, and tortured the hell out of him and made him film a bunch of hostage videos disclosing how his family’s business scams people.

Anywho, he’s dead now. Dad didn’t pay the ransom. Crazy stuff.

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@GladYuengling Tonsil stones

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@cowrywise
How can you be asking me to verify BVN before withdrawing from my stash

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@cowrywise please how can I withdraw my stash without verifying my bvn

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How relationships get sour over time

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When you wanna say the most unhinged thing in an argument

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Dear @ICC,

It is with a heavy heart that we now announce our unavailability to replace Pakistan in the upcoming T20 World Cup. Regardless of whether they now withdraw, the short timescales ensure it is impossible for our squad to prepare in the professional manner necessary to compete effectively in this global cricketing spectacle. We are not like Scotland and able to turn up on a whim, with no kit sponsor.

Our players are from all walks of life and cannot simply drop their occupations to fly halfway around the world to experience temperatures only normally felt in Finnish saunas. Our captain, a professional baker, needs to attend to his oven, our ship captain needs to steer his vessel, and our bankers need to go bankrupt (again). This is the harsh reality of cricket at the amateur level of the game.

This news will be extremely disappointing to our fans. Despite being the most peaceful nation on Earth, we maintain an army of online followers, and are the world's 14th most followed national board on X. We were ready to give the Dutch the biggest shock they have experienced since William of Orange lost the Battle of Landen in 1693. And the Americans were looking forward to taking on Greenland, or so their orange-dyed leader thought.

Our loss is likely Uganda's gain. We wish them well. Their kits cannot be missed unless you have epilepsy, in which case they are probably best avoided.

The future is always ice, until it isn't.

Yours sincerely,

Icelandic Cricket Association

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@baddest_cash Enugu definitely

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Una no go ever get there

[The Grid Post @TheGridPost]

We will get there.