Ziztur

Lego Leg, Deaf, AmputeeOT, aerialist, EDS, Ink Master canvas, Guinness Book World Record holder, Mistress of the Island of Misfit Toys.

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Anything humans produce could be called produce because we produced it, but only produce is called produce.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/Olr2ctg5o4

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/9ECGGS5NeV

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My dog: **barks**

My toddler: “DOGGY HORN!”

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/qAYn3l6ejJ

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My toddler after every single song on the radio: AGAIN!

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In the car, ready to go to the lake for the weekend. Camera equipment loaded up, sunscreen on, moisturized face, let’s go! #summervibes #amputeelife #wheelchairlife #lakeoftheozarks https://t.co/A1xKXXvEgu

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Did you know when you become an amputee, it resets your virginity? I don’t make the rules. Have fun losing it again!

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Me: *withholding the coke*
My toddler: MORE SPICY BROWN DRINK!

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At Loughborough @Lowes. Been trying to get someone to help me at the paint desk for 30 minutes. Please send MOD thanks.

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My toddler: is poking me in the eye
Me: “be gentle!”
Toddler: pets my hair as though I’m a cat and says, “awww”

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I'd honestly watch a reality TV show showing famous singers or voice teachers matched with eager but poor singers to try to teach them to become good singers.

It could have an elimination element. Eventually one person/teacher team is victorious in becoming the best singer.

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Sometimes I wonder who eats more Cheerios: my Roomba or my toddler.

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I drove by this sign and the idea of taking a pic in front of it made me LOL. #amputeegirl #SAK #amputee #akamputee #amputeelife #amputeestrong #amputeewoman #amputeesofinstagram #amputee https://t.co/4tl0PUxrik

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I’m wheeling around with my phone in my lap and it keeps falling off. Took me a bit to realize the cause is having less lap. #amputee #amputeeproblems

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/VCCcMzLASF

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I was really bad about tweeting about my AKA. There are too many social platforms these days!!

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Just posted a video https://t.co/z5MBMAGjsX

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Interview and explanation - Revision Amputation From Below The Knee To A... https://t.co/lz9a7dbt16 via @YouTube