Zjeezy

Everything is going to be okay, I promise.

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Hygrocybe psittacina are beautiful

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My one true dream is to have a groin vault ceiling. Don’t judge

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Just found out Rice Krispy Treats are good gym fuel.. say less

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@Zjeezy This works really well in sales 😂

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I will be all excited to start a new anime then the writers/animators are like “let’s make him cry on episode one”

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Pro tip: if you are late to work, dress up nicer than normal and walk in like you aren’t in a rush. It will look like you were doing something important and no one will ask where you were..

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My toxic trait is rearranging the house every 3 months because the new layout “feels better”

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Whenever I am feeling subconscious about a tattoo of mine I just Google “tattoo” and feel better

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When you are asked how many time you break a sweat in a week, do you include the poops?

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Twitter is dead. I’m in fuck it mode, OFFICIALLY

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Tonight I got called “Mr. Shorts and shoes who match his tattoos.”

Honestly 10/10 unintended complement.

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@tigerlilly023 @GeniusPothead Lmao noooooo 💀🫣🥴

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@Skyline_Chili Reg 3 way, 2 conies w/ no mustard, plain fry (to pour the 3 way on top of) 🥴 #skylinesweepstakes

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@EmoSpaceVixen First one for sure.

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I like tits because they don’t fart.

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If you don’t individually like the memes I send you.. I’m assuming you didn’t watch them and how dare you.

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If I rented a skatepark Airbnb for my birthday would anyone come skate?

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I don’t think it’s really that much to ask

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Randomly getting anxious about my taxes, that were done months ago.