Zachary Jessee

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@kellykeegs @Return_Of_RB @KFCBarstool @JeffDLowe 3,375 Sonic vs 217 BJ’s Brewhouse locations. One of the most insane disparities in dozen history. The fact that Jeff couldn’t spend 4 seconds looking up the answer tells you all you need to know.

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@Genius I guess I’ll never grow a sideburn and it’s a shame with all I got to go between @drivebytruckers

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@Jaguar @InteractiveJag whoever signed on off this ingenious design, I hope their shoes constantly come untied for the rest of their life. But hey, when your car breaks down, I don’t think people are stressed enough. Might as well make the experience as painful as possible!!

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@ForePlayPod Some would say unequivocally

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@BarstoolClassic Will there be options to select which day to play or is that something you all will assign?

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

I feel like no one ever talks about how insane it is to be a referee in hockey

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

Never forget Billy Joe Shaver killed a man for stirring his drink with a switchblade. His character witnesses for the trial included Willie Nelson and the recently deceased Robert Duvall. #legend

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@BarstoolClassic Bump

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

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[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@Blutman27 Tore both of mine just running down the field, non-contact. Would’ve loved to have a cool story like this 😂

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@LegionOfSkanks @luisjgomez @aaronbergcomedy @FeehanKerryn @tristan_bowling @bigjayoakerson @gasdigital Big Jay? More like NetanYoo-Hoo with all that chocolate, am I right?! Roll on the floor laughing. I’ll see myself out.

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@savanah2j @Pdub80 🐐

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@UselessSpy NY, KY, CA, NJ, GA, NC, and LA. Looks to be around 99.4 million. My guy, log off twitter and enjoy your win! Just taking the mickey out of ya! If you wanna shoot me your PayPal, Venmo, etc, I’ll buy ya a few pints to celebrate. Congrats!

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

Shout out to the US team. For one country to be competitive against an entire continent with more than double the population is truly inspiring. #rydercup #butthurt

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@UselessSpy Damn, that was eye opening. Just wanted to get back to you. The US players were born in 6 states so it was really 6 states from one country against an entire continent!! Even more impressive!

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@RedditCFB They should play each other!

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@BWade_22 @USANetwork My favorite part was when they went from a full commercial break straight to a 5 minute interview with the president of the PGA with 0 shots being shown at any point.

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@elon when you’re done saving the world, can you please stop the For You page from automatically refreshing to the top. Please and thank you.

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@MyGolfSpy @VICE_GOLF No chance it’s longer than the left dash

[Zachary Jessee @ZJessee]

@josephpuckett @ForePlayPod @TaylorMadeGolf @RiggsBarstool @DrewShortt23 @crobinette6 @JeremiahRiner @BrianSword1 @Billy