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Beware the fury of a patient man.

[Pokémon Brainrot @PkmnBrainrot]

welcome, pope leo

[💤ach @ZLander97]

Never thought someone would be so mad about losing in an invasion in #ELDENRING like you literally invaded our world 🤣 #trolls #steam

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@dominique_murr

[video game memes @vg_ooc]

mario and luigi bosses after you defeat them:

[💤ach @ZLander97]

Might’ve made some mad(jokingly) but it made me feel good so that’s all that matters 💪🏻

[💤ach @ZLander97]

4 years later and I’m playing TTYD on the switch and my heart hasnt been this happy in a long time 🥰🥰 @NintendoAmerica thank you

[💤ach @ZLander97]

Omg imagine if they redid paper Mario and the thousand year door and super Mario galaxy because I would die for those two games 😭😭

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

i’ve watched this at least a dozen times and it just keeps getting funnier

[FTW Arts @FTW_Arts]

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

[💤ach @ZLander97]

Coworker: I like my “piss stashy hoes” with the cover on them.
Me: “I’m sorry what…pistachios?”
Coworker: “yeah with the cover”
Me: “YOU MEAN THE SHELL”
Coworker: “Yeah that”
Me:

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I get ban for typing “report the viper for calling people retarded” but when they have been berating the team and literally called me retarded and then ear raped the rest of the match they get nothing ok… yo @VALORANT fix your automated system

[💤ach @ZLander97]

My coworker called me fat… then proceeded to pull potato chips out of the rolls in his stomach… 🙄

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@dominique_murr oh the memories with steel wool 😂

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Putting ignited steel wool under a skateboard
https://t.co/LJTWbZ1W9g

[💤ach @ZLander97]

Quote of the day:
“I told you to get in line!! Clearly you didn’t. I see you. *where* “TURN AROUND BOZO!”” -some random lady in Tomorrowland

[💤ach @ZLander97]

Wasn’t this the grading system in all catholic schools 😂

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

The grading system in Korea 🤯

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Zack and Cody can finally dine at the fancy italian restaurant they reserved 15 years ago

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@jixelation Just sleep

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@jixelation @BkyaGamer You were trying to do what while playing Roblox

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@jixelation @VALORANT I stand firm on that statement

[💤ach @ZLander97]

Me: what brand do you use? Like yankee candle or air wick?
Coworker: I don’t know I got it at Walmart *goes to Walmart to find brand* what would you call those I typed in wall mount smeller
Me: you idiot

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Well it’s one of those nights 😖

[💤ach @ZLander97]

Me: *Minding my own business at 7:00 AM*
Coworker: *to other coworker* “hey dude nice new shirt”
Other coworker: “Thanks man I just don’t like this band on the sleeve it makes my arms look scrawny like Zach”

Excuse me as I try to kms but the wind keeps me from doing so 🙄🙄