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[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

“Wait so you’re telling me…”

[Mr. Buzzoni @polydao]

Atlassian's revenue: $1.79 billion last quarter
Atlassian's move: fire the engineer who built their infrastructure

his move: post a 38-minute breakdown of every system he built, free for anyone to copy

what he revealed:

> Envoy proxy instead of enterprise load balancers
> sidecar architecture for auth, logging, rate limits
> DynamoDB + SQS for async provisioning
> Packer + SaltStack for automated VM deployments at scale

Atlassian charges per employee across 350,000 customers

this guy just handed you the enterprise playbook for free

save this

[zlov @zlov137]

@tradertbg Here’s your alpha this year.

[tbg @tradertbg]

The masters of ponzi only have like 8 months to exit pump altcoins and get into privacy coins before the blue tsunami that will unfortunately attack crypto. That is the trade.

[Darknet Diaries @DarknetDiaries]

Her dad brought home a $300 box that gave him thousands of channels, every movie, every show, even pay-per-view.

Her sister said the home network had been slow ever since. So she took one home, put it on its own network behind a firewall, and watched who it was talking to.

Here's what she found.

[zlov @zlov137]

🫠

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.

There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."

600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.

The distance is my best work.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.

Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.

Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.

Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.

Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.

Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.

On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.

The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.

Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.

His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.

The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.

Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.

On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.

Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.

600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.

A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.

My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.

The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

[Roan @RohOnChain]

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Bookmark this & watch, no matter what. It’s the most productive start you can give your week. Then read article below.

[zlov @zlov137]

lolrus!

[Tealstreet.io @tealstreet]

To celebrate the launch of Tealstreet’s new Chocolate Bar,

we’re giving 1 free bar to every new trader who uses our terminal.

We have 12 tonnes ready to go…

[zlov @zlov137]

@GreenCapitalllc @Tradermayne moket

[zlov @zlov137]

@vxunderground Lady bugs are eating all the other pests and mites that you’ve got up in there. They’re trying to help.

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[miz 🧪 @TradoorMiz]

I mean yeah, makes sense still.

[zlov @zlov137]

@evilcassieroll @marlowxbt you have to read the whole post. doing that would cause this pretend feel good story to evaporate into the ether. hope it went down as described, but if not, decent feel good crypto fiction.

[zlov @zlov137]

@ishowcybersec By simply having an iphone or mac, you not vulnerable to attacks.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

This video is all over social media right now. This is a VERY silly video. I audibly laughed out loud several times.

Elon Musk and co. are not experts in DFIR (Digital Forensics and Incident Response). No matter how much of a sycophant you are for him or his organizations, Musk has no background in malware reverse engineering, identification, or development.

What I suspect Kristi Noem is referring to in this conversation is the installation of an EDR (Endpoint Detection and Response) system.

An EDR is basically an anti-virus that a system administrator can make rules for, add custom detection logic, etc.

This is used in enterprise environments and installed on user managed endpoints (computers, electronic devices). Some people worry about EDRs because they monitor the device for any potential malware or compromise. Yes, EDRs can be incredibly invasive, but you should not expect privacy when using company equipment or government devices.

The reason why I suspect she is referring to an EDR system is she states, "Elon and his team helped me identify some of my own employees in my department had downloaded software on my phone, and on my laptop, to spy on me, record our meetings, ... they had done that to several other politicals"

If an employee, working with the United States Department of Homeland security, was actively working as an Insider Threat and performing ESPIONAGE, spying on politicians and people of power, it would be all over the news. Musk and/or Trump would have been SCREAMING about whoever had done it. Additionally, this would be a VERY serious charge to whoever was identified doing this. It would have been a massive scandal.

The second super silly thing Noem says is she complains she was unable to email a PowerPoint presentation to someone because it was too large ("over six pages long"). She is implying here this is a technological problem, but it is NOT. This is done intentionally to prevent data exfiltration.

The idea is network administrators put data size restrictions in place to prevent data theft. If someone successfully compromised the United States government, and was unable to steal data by traditional means (tunneling, C2, etc), a common exfiltration tool is email.

They take the stolen data, and send it to a disposable email address to receive it. Hence, if they restrict the size of data allowed to be sent outbound, it makes it substantially more difficult for data exfiltration to occur. If a Threat Actor tries to send an email with a large attachment the EDR flags it as a potentially suspicious event and notifies network operations.

She is comparing standard cybersecurity policies to ... lack of technology ... ? And also somehow saying this has something to do with the "deep state" (an ominous unidentified threat, or something). Regardless if you believe there is a "deep state" (???), cybersecurity policy and network restrictions are NOT a technological disadvantage.

I also want to give a big shoutout to RT (Russian Today) for blasting this all over social media. RT knows this video and conversation is ridiculous. Russian Intelligence is probably giggling right not at the absurdity of it. They are loving the fact they can spit this video all over social media and (using Noems own words) imply the United States government has SPYS actively present from THE DEEP STATE. It sows distrust and misinformation.

Bravo, RT.

[zlov @zlov137]

@bilawalsidhu what's the song you had in the video preview?

[zlov @zlov137]

@KamStaszewski @vxunderground Sarcasm : the use of words that mean the opposite of what one intends to say especially in order to insult, to show irritation, or to be funny : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on ironic and usually bitter and caustic language often directed against an individual

[zlov @zlov137]

@francip @vxunderground there's also a whole pause button at the bottom on top of the browser tab mute button.

[zlov @zlov137]

@francip @vxunderground pretty basic

[zlov @zlov137]

@francip @vxunderground