zoe🗣

DTB always

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

“If I was a bug…. I’d be snug in your rug” -jerry

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

I’m eating the crunchiest grapes rn omfg la vida is loca

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

My girlfriend just got upset that I woke up before her bc she likes being the first one awake😭

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

I haven’t shit since last year; I also haven’t fucked my girl since last year #remix #upgrade #ihaveagirlwby #no -andra

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

My gf just said “babe you’re serving major cunt rn” wtf😭

[Lex🥰 @sheamourr]

the second you say you dnt want a relationship the sweetest mf comes into your life

[Qira 🎀 @Qira_997]

ONCE YOU FIND A PAIR OF PANTS THAT FIT YOU PERFECTLY ITS FUKING END FOR ALL YOUR OTHER PANTS

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

@granalli3 Like WTF😩

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

I’m such a fucking idiot sometimes- my brain needa learn how to think before speaking fr

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

Isn’t that Maddie ligament ??? U MEAN MAGGIE LINDEMANN ?!?

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

The way we beefed bc I said I wouldn’t propose in January-💀😩 bruh we’re too in love

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

“What cup????”

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

I’m giving mf s*x addict rn and it’s a look fs LONG DISTANCE SUCKS BRUH

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

It smelled like Smn did beans in their underwear-Samantha

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

Having the worst week of my life physically rn but I have the hottest gf in the entire world so everything is too amazing wow so blessed

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

The amount that I miss my girlfriend is actually unruly I’m so mad

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

Sick as fuck and my wife ain’t w me but she ordered me my EXACT pho order>>> real love right there

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

Got cracked so good imma give everyone free poke bowls

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

“Would you slurp my clots���💀

[zoe🗣 @ZMaslia]

Just an fyi yall better RSVP to my wedding in 2027