ZodiacDredd

Part time streamer/Full time nerd

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@defybydefault

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

I love all these totk dupe clips. Kinda makes me regret playing the game naturally instead of mindlessly grinding leeks

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

Just think, in the future, AI will be able to generate games tailored to people’s exact specifications….

And they’ll still complain

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@defybydefault

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@defybydefault

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

Me: Maybe I should check out some of these new jrpgs, let’s look at some reviews…

Reviewers: This game is fantastic!!! 4000+ hours of simple, repetitive gameplay, weak story and voice acting, and heavy anime influence! 11/10!!!

Me: Welp, back to Dark Souls…

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@defybydefault Speedruns when?

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

Pro tip: Thrift store are goldmines after Christmas; a lot of brand new clothes for a fraction of the msrp

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

Watching ‘Black Adam’ just to see my boy

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@defybydefault I fully endorse this take

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@defybydefault

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@defybydefault Our Defy, who art in kaizo

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

This is it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of humanity: Nerds arguing on the internet about the identity of a superhero based on the curvature of an ass in a brief video clip.

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

Genie: I will grant you thre…
Me: Batman vs. Superman circa early 1990s; Keaton vs. Reeve. Let’s gooooo!

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@Gimpxtreme Yo uncle Gimp, can you buy me and my friends some beer?!

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@Gimpxtreme You lie

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@Gimpxtreme Sorry

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

Clark Kent: Hi Lois
Lois: I have a boyfriend

Superman: Hello Lois
Lois: Do you have a girlfriend?!

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

@Gimpxtreme My alarm

[ZodiacDredd @ZodiacDredd]

People ranting online = writing a verdict on a cocktail napkin. But it still says guilty. And guilty’s spelled wrong.