Zoe Jade

Just a list of all the stupid things I do...

[Dave McPartlin @dave_mcpartlin]

Our Deputy Head Girl made an official complaint via email about her Christmas Lunch….😂😂😂(1/8)

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner Okay but why was I not informed that you were coming within 15 mins of my house! 🤯

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner WAIT WHAT?!

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

If I indeed end up having a SECOND lockdown birthday, this is exactly how I’m going to spend it

[Em Sheldon @emshelx]

Holly Willoughby biting into a WHOLE Colin The Caterpillar cake on #ThisMorning is a whole mood.

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@georgiamariexo This speaks to me like no other! I found THE PERFECT flat on right move 10 days ago but I cannot buy before summer at the earliest! 💔

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner @jlingham93 DYING! 😂😂 this is incredible!

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

Omg yes! As much as I watch them because the content interests me, certain voices are just so soothing that they make me accidentally nap and @georgiamariexo is one of them! I then have to go back to rewatch it when I wake up find out how it ends 😅

[WeDontKnowEachOther1986 @MamaKimmel2]

@georgiamariexo Don't take this the wrong way... but when I'm going to sleep I watch YouTube videos to help me dose off, only certain YouTubers actually help me because of their voices being soothly... you're one of those few!! I love watching you, at all times of day & adore your voice/accent!!

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner It’s sooo good!

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

Mid Year 1 PE lesson and I’m teaching kids how to roll a hoop. These words came out of one quiet kid’s mouth... “I’m so good at this, I was BORN TO DO THIS!”

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner By the time I finish it this week, I’ll have watched 16 seasons of Greys Anatomy in 6 weeks... and I feel very accomplished at life!

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner Your tweets give me life

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner Omg do it!!

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner Omg I’ve come across one like this! I love it 👏🏼

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner

[k @_KJM179]

So the media will report people going to Primark to buy clothing that is affordable but WILL NOT show images of those that flocked to Bicester village today in their thousands because they were shopping in “upscale” stores.
I hate this capitalist society.

[lewys @lookingforlewys]

chuck bass still proving to be the reason i have trust issues 10 years later

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner OMG!

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

Updated my phone and lost all my WhatsApp chats 🙄😭 ughhhh!

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner So glad I still have my car therapy sessions 🎶

[Zoe Jade @ZoeC93]

@smartphoneowner I have so many questions...? 🤯