Zoe Evison

21. World class hiccuper, master tripper upper and occasional speech stumbler

[westquayretail @westquayretail]

COMPETITION TIME! 🎉

To celebrate Freshers' week we're having a HUGE tech giveaway! You could win a brand new 9.7" iPad, OR a pair of wireless #BeatsbyDre headphones 😱

To enter, just follow @westquayretail and retweet this post!

Ts & Cs 👉 https://t.co/Mi4Nq3W2cK

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

Bets on Nadiya to win #GBBOFinal

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

3 hard years later and I've finally graduated! Massive thanks to my friends and family who put up… https://t.co/t5zyxYXYgj

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

@OTButler It was reheated KFC 😩

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

Watching masterchef whilst suffering food poisoning....probably not my brightest idea

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

Such a great night, going to miss these girls so much!! 👭❤ https://t.co/XqWXuRVfxV

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

If I could get my degree based on my level of understanding that would be great. Actually remembering it...maybe not

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

Sun, go away. You're not making revision any easier.

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

All I can think about is the amount of alcohol I will consume when my last exam is over.

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

My dad is trying to test me on my periodic timetable as breaking bad plays, somehow taking the fun out of the programme... :P

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

@rachelkathryn94 😂

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

Apparently it's 16oC in Surrey and 9oC in Brighton. How is this faiirrrrrr??!?!?

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

@renault_uk My name has been hijacked! :P

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

Don't get this whole 'Tidal' thing... cutting out the middle man should make it cheaper instead of 4 times more expensive than Spotify...

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

I only seem to attract really young guys...almost inevitable that I'll have to resort to being a cougar in the future

[Zoe Evison @ZoeEvison]

I still have flashbacks to freshers and still cringe every single time 😶

[Terry Pratchett @terryandrob]

The End.

[Terry Pratchett @terryandrob]

Terry took Death’s arm and followed him through the doors and on to the black desert under the endless night.