~DJ Freddy Spageddy~

Weaver of Nightmares, Denizen of the Deep

[~DJ Freddy Spageddy~ @Zollycoffer]

You're signing up for classes and you see that I'm teaching Assology next semester wyd?

[Unique Sullivan 🌸 @_CuppCakess_]

The fact Walmart never reverted backed to 24hrs bothers me till this day

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

“Moment of silence for Mitch McConnell”

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Been there brother

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

12 of the most powerful capitalists on Earth flew to Beijing today with the US president as their chaperone

To beg the Chairman of the Communist Party of China for deals

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

How the fuck is this legal. This is so beyond insane I have no words for it.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Youtube so bold with these double unskippable ads Imfao. Y'all will never break me I'm not gettin premium...

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

“it’s a privilege to feel things so deeply” i say through gritted teeth

[SAVASCO @savasco_of]

um dos melhores tweets desse site

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Tariffs to get refunded to companies, not the consumers who actually paid for the goods with tariffs

[love drops @lovedropx]

“𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦; 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘵.”

— 𝘍𝘺𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘺

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Scientist: Their legs are longs, lets call them "Long Legs"
Freaky ass fucking scientist: I actually have a better idea.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

Got in trouble at work for telling my coworkers my salary and telling them they should demand more