Melissa Sandoval

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Watching Tarzan just huts different as a mom 😭

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Isn’t a Klondike bar supposed to have chocolate on all sides???

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The fact that I have had 15 mins to stretch is actually amazing.. I love nap time now

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I truly miss working and think working at a brewery or tap house would be the most amazing fit for me 😂 other than being a legal drug dealer that is…

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Is waking up feeling hostile normal??

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“Dear diary, life is trying me”

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I love the smell of candles but I think the one I have burning right now is aggravating my asthma 🥲

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Applied for some remote jobs in pharmacy 🤞🏼 wish me luck

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Reminiscing about my awful high school years.. gross

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Two large beers are more effective painkillers than Tylenol

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My son just burped in my face… he ate some ham.. it was so nasty 🤢

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You ever just not want to eat? But like you have to because you’re still breastfeeding? Yeah.. me neither

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Getting multiple tattoos over time can help improve your immune system

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It’s always a relief when you spend too much money on clothes when they at least all fit 😅

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Wow.. I think I’m toxic. My bf came home whistling and humming a song and I almost asked him what he’s so happy about 😬 but like not nicely..

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The time was 5:55 and my battery was 55%…. What does it mean?

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Had my child pull tarot cards for funsies… apparently his dad is my soulmate??? Should I tell him? 😂

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Haha he failed miserably and my baby is now asleep on momma like he always intended 😂

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@KareliiV Haha I just got out of the shower and I hear screaming laughter 🥲

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My child’s father is trying to get him to fall asleep with him… I’m hoping it works because then he can actually help with bedtime