Zombie Guide Tips

100% Practical tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse.

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@ZombieGirlFun Zombies.

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@UghShh I do not recommend this approach.

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ZombieGuideTip #385 - A long hammer will do the trick if you don't get stuck in the skull.

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ZombieGuideTip #384 - When in a pinch, cats are 90% protein while dogs are only 12%.

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ZombieGuideTip #383 - Enjoy them now, because there are no nachos after the apocalypse.

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ZombieGuideTip #382 - Good looking people have a better chance to survive the apocalypse, because zombies only recruit ugly people.

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ZombieGuideTip #381 - Never trust anybody, but always have someone to trust.

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ZombieGuideTip #380 - Silence is safety.
Zombies hunt with their ears and their eyes.

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ZombieGuideTip #379 - Zombies hate getting hammered

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ZombieGuideTip #378 - There is a reason that you don't see many parents with children running around after the zombie apocalypse begins..

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ZombieGuideTip #377 - Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, sleep light and don't be a zombie's morning meal.

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ZombieGuideTip #376 - Zombies do not wear deodorant; this is probably why they smell like death.

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ZombieGuideTip #375 - Stop trying so hard to look pretty, there is a zombie out there that will eat you no matter what you look like!

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ZombieGuideTip #374 - Need a safe place to sleep when on the run?

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ZombieGuideTip #373 - If you can't bite through it, neither can a zombie.. but it doesn't mean that they won't try.

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ZombieGuideTip #372 - Clean water is more important than any kind of weapon.

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ZombieGuideTip #371 - Just hope you won't have to figure out who you would actually die for.

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ZombieGuideTip #370 -Don't trust everybody, but dont trust nobody.

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ZombieGuideTip #78 - There are really only 3 types of people in this world: future zombies, future zombie food, and those who planned ahead.

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ZombieGuideTip #369 - Plan ahead and predetermine a location where you can go to wait for your survival team in the event of an apocalypse.