Chris Pantoja

just a bunch of lyrics and strange thoughts

[Chris Pantoja @ZombiePantoja]

You know that movie young Washington? Had a dream it was postponed and rereleased as “black Washington” freed slave turned first president, made trillions

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“Pray for those who prayed against me, every reason why my ancestors sent me. I deserve it all “

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Said the man who feel him a fool, for he be the wise man

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Greg Gutfeled GOES HAYWIRE after Jessica Tarlov sets him off!

"We had dozens of American deaths where YOU DIDN'T SAY SH*T." 🔥

"I’m absolutely BORED by this. I’m bored by the Nazi stuff, bored by the 'concerned' people in the media that weren't concerned when innocent women were R*PED AND M*RDERED, who didn’t CARE about the 57 who died under Obama!"

"You deserve NO attention on this. You deserve NO credibility on this!"

"It seems like you're ready for another one. You had Renee Good, that went for a couple of weeks. You had this guy, went for a week or so. You're gonna need a third one!"

"I don't care about any of this performance anymore, Jessica. It's done. And you know what? Neither does Trump. People are voting for the law. They want the law."

"If you wanna cry about m*rders and r*pists, DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME!" @greggutfeld

🫳🎤🔥🔥

[Chris Pantoja @ZombiePantoja]

Shit in the sink,
Don’t sink in the shit,
Let that shit sink in.

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It’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer

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Your names Thurman Merman? 🎅

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I had a dream I won a world championship in jazz scat 🎷🎶

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@Miriam2626 I would’ve rather got fired then shot in the throat

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I was today years old when I found out mark twain was white, I thought he was black 😬

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Welcome to the salty spittoon how tough are ya?

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What the helly Burton? #nbafinals #calf

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Can you add your signature? https://t.co/hkUHMywRpJ via @Change

[TIME @TIME]

TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species https://t.co/LQtosdfiEf

[Chris Pantoja @ZombiePantoja]

If anyone was wondering there’s all you can eat cat fish at hanks bbq

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Suck my fuck is my new favorite insult

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What In the abominable fuck

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I’m passionate, my hunger for drug money and ratchet shit just creep back sporadically

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“Today seems like a good day, to burn a bridge or two”