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@Independent Somewhere there is a #ProudParent despite already having a tough day after discovering some unknown perpetrator had #StolenMeth from her as she slept all alone in the house alone with her daughter. Shocking.

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@krazykudu @mikeduncan The overweight and inebriated one.

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@WokeyDokey777 @nbcbayarea Agreed. It be nice to see one time, a police budget actuall+ increased and then we Won't have to live with crime day in and day out for the rest of our lives. #LetsTryFundingThèPolice an hour ago saw a police armored vehicle with only half a paint job. Cyberpunk a joke?

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@joannemac17 @Alexander_Omega @ThatmattersNews All those prisons just sitting empty now.

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@TheNuclearReac1 @ThatmattersNews You have reasons to believe this is false. If ɓone of my friends ever said Such a thing for sìmiĺar reasons, We would not be friends anymore. Let me just say if you happen to be 6 years old, then let me say you are a very wise young man.

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@BrownFlash_ @ThatmattersNews Good satire punches up not down. You can always find a few people to join you in pointing and laughing at the dead. People grow out of that at varying ages.

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@XXL Anyone got $1000 I can borrow. Sick dog needs surgery

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@KeneAkers And despite the racial tolerance Joe Rogan sees inside his gated community, the people changè much slower. Post WW2, whites were given college edu.and mortgages while blacks were shown the gĥetto and told they need bootstraps if they want to succeed in life.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Anyone complaining about US support of Ukraine should never look at who the the US has supported in the past. Usually it was which side has the bigger death squads? We want them.

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@AlexanderEkhato @mgibson81 @DonaldJTrumpJr Almost all the money goes to American defense companies. I love when people who know better go on fox news and act as it plane loads of cash are being flown into Ukraine.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Donal trump has pocketed more government money than Brett Favre and the combined welfare roles of any half dozen states. His refunds and tax fraud might go a long way in explaining America's national debt. Which blew up in the 80s as Trump hit manhood so daddy gave him a biz.

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@Joan_of_Snarc @DonaldJTrumpJr Looks like he finally learned How to turn a profit in the last couple of years. I wonder what his secret is?

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@rhonda_harbison @DonaldJTrumpJr In Trumps defense he is usually going through bankruptcy.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Says the guy who's never had a job in his entire life. I wonder if Jr looks at other sons of rich assholes and mocks them restlessly behind their backs. I kinda hope he does because they do to him. If Jr met his exact duplicate he would be all smiles until out of earshot... lol

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@RWPUSA @NormEisen Trumps white house ethics lawyer would have only 1 job. Lie well 2 jobs. Flatter the president.

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Just saw #trailer for #Oppenheimer and am left wondering if this is 2 hours of deep hard looks with a smattering of forlorn gazes. But count me in.

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@Adamhill1212 So was it her kid or just some toddler who's father is currently thinking, "why didn't I let wife call in her mom? It was 30 minutes, even I could not screw up so bad so fast, but I did. Now 1 play left. Murder, suicide, call it a day. Confuse cops if suicide is 1st. Buy time

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@RepSwalwell This constant anti-law-enforcement rhetoric is no longer shocking thanks to the conservative operation which aims to #defundtheFBI . They won't be happy till #MiddleAmerica is selling their kids into slavery to protect them from kidnappers and their newfound impunity.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Can ýou ever truly heal while you are laughing so hard that muscles are being pulled? Sounds painful but a little pain never hurt anyone.

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@KBAndersen If you convert that to liberal tears. It apparently works out to a much more favorable number. How favorable? When his 4D chess match is done and his end game ends in perfection, it won't matter what his tesla salary is, cause taxes = 0 for at least few year. Winning!!!