Zoë McKinnon-Davis

The personification of a raccoon and apathy itself.
Frequently operating at less than 60% health.
Fuelled by disgruntlement, caffeine and the mitochondria.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the Day: DINKWAP - a family with Double Income, No Kids, With A Pet.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Starfish don’t have blood. They pump seawater through their bodies instead.

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

It’s three years since we lost Sean. He’s never far from my thoughts . Miss you old pal

[Zoë McKinnon-Davis @ZombionMook]

@Dhrubtim @Liberty_cap_M In the grand scheme of things, no one really cares about that fact, I know. It's just my own pedantry.

[Zoë McKinnon-Davis @ZombionMook]

@Dhrubtim @Liberty_cap_M I met her like twice, about 14 years ago. We had each other on social media until she deactivated them. I just know she's very proud of her heritage.

[Zoë McKinnon-Davis @ZombionMook]

@Liberty_cap_M @Dhrubtim She's actually Venezuelan-born, with either one, or both parents being Portuguese. She's fluent in Spanish, Portuguese, Brazilian-Portuguese and English.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Just found out that rabbits can swim. Also learned their ears go into swim mode when they do. This is important news.

[Zoë McKinnon-Davis @ZombionMook]

#GOGimmighoul because my curiosity was piqued.

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

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Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

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[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[ethan @ethannestor]

fuck, marry, kill: shit, piss, cum.

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Calathea White Star has wonderful leaves with a touch of pink 🌿

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

The lovely Philodendron Pink Princess 🌿

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

id let bowser fuck me tbh

[Unus Annus Quotes @QuotusAnnus]

Ethan: ''The Gongoozler's tail is a mighty relic...''
Mark: ''You shut up about the fricking Gongoozler, okay!''

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

. @BorisJohnson dont let them get 2 u babe there just jealus xoxo

[Tooley @Tooleyboy79]

@joelycett @BorisJohnson

[Unus Annus Quotes @QuotusAnnus]

Quinn: ''My life is in the hands of an idiot!''
Ethan: ''No, no, no. TWO idiots!''

[Unus Annus Quotes @QuotusAnnus]

Ethan: ''Palms sweaty, knees weak, arms sketti, vomit sweater ready, mom's sketti... Nervous.''

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Gutted. Was supposed to be attending a wedding in Trinidad, but it’s just been cancelled. Family won’t say why.