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[George Scaife @Scaife51]

Every table in the pub is reserved.

Weird that because I never saw you here last Monday morning at 4am?

Look at you missing the game last week yet you’re rewarded with a starting position. I put in a full 90 shift and I get to stand near the bogs.

[Zac @Zonk_m]

@Assassins_UK @Dominos_UK Pepperoni is a classic

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Steve Baker @SteveBa99880334]

Fucking ridiculous…

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Millionaire: Makes $20m in 2026

Millionaire: Hires "artist" to make "art" for $25k

Artist: Puts one streak on canvas

Millionaire: Thanks artist and has art appraised by an appraiser in his same circle of friends

Appraiser: Values artwork at $20m

Millionaire: Donates $20m artwork to
museum to get $20m tax write off

Millionaire: Pays no taxes in 2026

Me at museum: This is stupid, it's
just a line on a canvas

Hipster next to me: No, you just don't understand it because you're uncultured."

[Josh Howie @joshxhowie]

This is what it is to be Jewish and go to synagogue in @MayorofLondon’s London. Coming out the tube to chants of the ‘River to the sea’ - the call to murder Jews.

[Nina Wysocka @realninawysocka]

The UK doesn’t have a “far-right” problem.

It has a far-left problem.

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon

[Paulo Batista @paulbatistta]

Você pode ser corajoso, mas nunca será esse cara.

[Yella @YellaCuhh]

Send me to Iran with this loadout

[Arham @mgmtarham]

This mfer does NOT understand headlights

[Billboard Chris 🌎 @BillboardChris]

Evolutionary biologist @swipewright takes a psychologist to school.

This is why men can’t be women.

[osu @haavardaw]

Just seen this one now too lmao, think I saw this guy or another similar one a while ago

[chris p @wggchrisp]

just throw the whole box on top of everything in your fridge like an adult

[Stuttering Craig (Official) @StutteringCraig]

The way he transitioned into a perfect review though... 🤣🤣🤣

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

London preacher got balls.

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

Any non-citizen who commits a crime on British soil should be stripped of all residency rights and deported back to their country of origin.

Murder. Rape. Even shoplifting.
No exceptions.

If you can’t follow the rules of our nation, you forfeit the right to remain in it.