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Owner of Blue Steel - Mild Case of Black Lung - American Patriot 🇺🇸

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Objective Top 10 George Strait Songs

Cowboy Rides Away
All My Ex’s Live in Texas
Am I Blue
Heaven Must be Wondering Where You Are
Right or Wrong
Deep Water
Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind
Last Time the First Time
The Chair
Sittin on the Fence

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@WhiteHouse This is objectively great and anyone countersignaling is just retarded. Trump clearly cares about domestic issues.

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@ChristianHeiens So fcking sad man. I think Pratt would have better chance of winning governor. Los Angeles is just too full of retards.

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@nayibbukele This sounds great, but won't you be overwhelmed by demand? How will you solve long lines of patients?

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@SayantikaSays America is beautiful because Americans are great people. If you want to live like this, Indians have to become more like Americans.

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I’m not laughing at all. Unfortunately it’s very hard to vote our way out of this. We have many strong conservatives here but we are outnumbered by retards and immigrants. Combined with no secure elections. It’s very rough. We probably need federal help aka save act and deportations.

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@BlakeKresses This is the weakest plan truster. Still think the retard right has a chance? Their goat weighs 125 pounds.

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This take is VERY American. And that’s why our country has a history of only getting serious about threats after it’s been surprise attacked with a high casualty count.

In the post nuclear age, we as the world’s super power are in a Catch 22 of sorts.

>Ignore threats to make citizens happy. Opening ourselves up to a mass casualty event.
>Proactively engage threats and make citizens angry.

Americans HATE war. We are at our very best when we are drug into them by providence.

Anything beyond that looks like a war of choice. And coming off the heels of two REALLY shitty ones in Iraq and Afghanistan, I get it.

But you guys don’t know how bad Iran really is. Most people don’t. I mean what I say when I say that it was only a matter of time before a “sum of all fears moment” happened in the U.S.

But you, me, and every other American are never gonna know that. Because it was prevented. All you get now is the higher gas prices and frustration that we’re still entangled there.

I won’t lie, it’s messy. But what’s messier? This or a ground burst low yield nuclear detonation in a mega city?

Up to you, but I know what my answer is.

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@itsFaithMerrill Log off silly woman.

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@passcoderonald @_Apollosol @JackPosobiec Usual clown. Bandwagoning Trump in 2024 and ditching when things get heated.

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@Karan_R_Patil Best of luck to you!

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@REVIVALNATIONAL My position hasn’t changed 1 bit

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@BlakeKresses Didn’t know you had motion like that. Weakest Massie hater

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Henry Nowak bodycam footage from the UK has been released. They're reading him his Miranda rights as he's bleeding out on the ground. Horrifying. Worse than we thought.

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@PlisskenPatriot Truth nuke

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@Big3Tennis I’ve got a feeling mensiks gonna beat fonseca

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@PerryALPHA @funkeadewuyi_ I’m a straight alpha male and I would LOVE if a gay guy hit on me!

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@mill_josep28363 @captive_dreamer True, however there are some counterpoints:

Normans
American revolution
Napoleon

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@captive_dreamer It’s a good sign, but we are still one election from swinging all the way back and more. It will take some time to save our country.

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@puresinnema Honestly the new guys are all so great. Alcaraz and sinner might have real competition soon. Mensik, fonseca, tien, fils, Draper etc.

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@IDF_ted @Howlingmutant0 He’s too good