Zacky

Do I even need to explain how awesome I am?

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

I think from now on I'll only tweet while drunk #You'reWelcome

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

I need a haircut 4 weeks ago

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

I have to pee

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

My ass belongs to @MattBellamy now

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

@darrensmale dude, like duh lol

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

I cant tell if someone is smoking weed .... or my weed in my pocket is just dank

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

@johncampea @Amirosie both left AMC this month .... Sad to see you go but I'm excited to see what the future holds for you guys

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

I don't even truly remember what it feels like to be happy. Just living day to day and hour to hour. Disappointing everyone as i go along

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When you see it...

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

Get a chance to win 1 of 2 Intel Prize Packs from @NCIXdotCOM http://t.co/QlNhSmzZqT

[frankelstein @jushrooms]

whenever someone hashtags #turnup i always think of turnips and laugh cause theyre hashtagging turnip

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Meanwhile, on Fox News -

[Sassy Jesus Christ @JesusChristTBH]

did I really die for pieces of shits like u

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

That moment when you see something on facebook that literally makes you cringe

[YouPorn @YouPorn]

#ThankYouInternet for showing me there's more to porn than dick in pussy

[Zacky @Zorgatron]

“@WOWFactsOfLife: A snail can sleep for three years.” I'm jelly

[✌ @BitchPlease_yo]

Like im so done with you guys now though, also i know "you" can see this so if my bf hast told you, go fuck yourself, #noapologieshere.

[✌ @BitchPlease_yo]

I guess ranting is a little more acceptable on here.since i have so much to say, fb peeps gonna get mad. Mind you, my followers are fb peeps