Zach Preisel

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

Irony: someone in 3rd world county wearing 2017 Predators' Stanley Cup Champion shirt, gets eaten by giant river catfish!

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

Your dogs must be so confused not knowing who their "dad" is...🐸☕️

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

What's there to do on a Tuesday night?

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

So let me get this straight, to get a girl back all you have to do is kidnap their dog. Then two years later tell her she can see it again?😂

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

Had the most realistic dream about chillin w/ @NiykeeHeaton and @LaurenPisciotta they were chill AF #onecouldonlyhope #dontwakemeup 😍😍

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

Only way to drive right now @NiykeeHeaton #nbk

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

@_CBOOK is all about quality not quantity!! 😂😂

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

Would it be completely inappropriate to ask someone if their wife has got any better at giving BJ's?

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

Feeling like good luck chuck today. minus the whole fun/getting lucky part with all these Valentine's Day posts. Wtf!! 😂

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

@TheJordonRooney 2016 is for sure the year

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Me trying to block out my feelings

https://t.co/1Gu9IWABI7

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the moment you give a girl all of your attention is when you lose hers.

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

Sunday night beers anyone?

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

May not be as good as you're used to, but I'd rather be here than LA any day!! @rebeccagrants

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

I really need some new friends...this sitting at home alone on a Friday night is for the birds!!

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Fridges in your 20's.

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This is my life

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

One year ago today. Wow time flies! 👮🏼

[Zach Preisel @ZPreisel]

Four tickets to the Rascal Flats concert next Friday July 24th. Lawn seats $120 for the set. Message me if interested.

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@M_S_H_O way to answer a text. Where you headed?