Zach Regelin

Mostly bad tweets about the NBA and college football

[Zach Regelin @ZRegelin]

Miami just pulled off a 2018 Lakers where they struck out on every star they wanted for years only to finally land the best one. Congrats to warm beaches I guess

[Zach Regelin @ZRegelin]

Everyone catching up to the way the Heat always operate. Their fans still curse Cronin because he didn’t accept their BS

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

“We’d really love to get Giannis… as long as we don’t give up our only elite guy on our 10-seed that was 100% healthy for our play-in loss. Oh and we don’t have a top-10 pick or a killer young asset. Everything else? On the table! Wait, why the fuck won’t you do this? Assholes!”

[Chris Burkhardt @ChrisJBurkhardt]

Are the Blazers the first team in sports history to watch their outgoing owner and incoming owner win championships with their other pro sports in the same year (Seahawks/Hurricanes)?

Seems crazy tbh.

[Zach Regelin @ZRegelin]

Prepare the Dundon puff pieces Portland media

[ESPN @espn]

THE CAROLINA HURRICANES HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP FOR THE SECOND TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY! 🏆🏆

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

FOLARIN BALOGUN BRACE TO MAKE IT 3-0 @USMNT! 🇺🇸

A truly stellar FIFA World Cup debut for Flo.

[Zach Regelin @ZRegelin]

WE WIN SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THIS COUNTRY THE WORLD CUP IS CHILDS PLAY

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[Zach Regelin @ZRegelin]

Great run Spurs but you can’t fight destiny lol

[Zach Regelin @ZRegelin]

I hope Josh Hart knows he’s got Portland fans for life

[Zach Regelin @ZRegelin]

The NCAA spent decades pushing the limits of their power and it backfired on them so hard that they can’t even stop a college football player from betting on his own team anymore. Completely toothless organization at this point, why do they even exist?

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

[Zach Regelin @ZRegelin]

Wemby’s crying like a dude who just realized he may be the GOAT

[Zach Regelin @ZRegelin]

Rest of the league is so fucked lmao

[Zach Regelin @ZRegelin]

OKC should give Chet’s extension to McCain if he’s the one who wants to play like a role player

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Adam Silver, be a man and just rig the lottery. Enough is enough. Stop being on some Riddler shit with all this “when is a bottom 3 team not really a bottom 3 team” bullshit and get some David Stern about you. Grown ass man out here scared of the Washington Wizards. Grow up bro

[Sean Highkin @highkin]

I promise you Tom Dundon isn't going to lower ticket or concession prices with the savings from these cuts, so you don't need to be on here defending them.

[Casey Holdahl @CHold]

Brandon once called me “the white Rick Ross.” One of my career highlights.

[Tyson Alger @tysonalger]

Every kid grows up wanting to buy an NBA team on the other side of the country, strip it for parts and alter the lives of a lot of hard working people who have actually done things for this city.

Will be a hell of a commencement speech.

[Portland Fire @theportlandfire]

final moments of the 4th quarter as Sarah Ashlee hits the buzzer beater to give us our first win in our debut season 🔥