An uncomfortably large number of people who have kids shouldn’t have them and treat popping them out like a fun little side quest they do to make cute babies they can play dress up with, while having no actual regard for the deeply important aspects of parenthood. Kids aren’t an accessory, they are a human being whose entire life will be deeply impacted by how YOU parent them. We pussy foot around telling people they shouldn’t have kids because it’s controversial but if we were more bold we’d have less mentally fucked up humans in this world. So I’ll tell you.
My wife and I offer these as “peace offerings”. When we get in real heated arguments and neither one of us wants to admit we’re wrong, we will go out and being home a Nothing Bundt Cake (or other small dessert) as an olive branch and end to our anger at each other.
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