Zach Simonetti

I'm a product of Zach Morris, Corey Matthews, and Steve Urkel if that helps you understand me better!

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

The Spurs and Thunder are losing sleep
now🤣🤣🤣…Lakers send away their future for a young guy the Jazz decided they didn’t want to keep so how good is he?!?!

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Cap space expert Keith Smith:

“The Lakers off-season (is) wrapped up.”

The Lakers seemingly have no room for any more moves. (via @KeithSmithNBA)

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

the greatest

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

"Why would the Jazz do that?"

"What's going on in Utah?"

4 years ago today, Brian Windhorst had the First Take crew on the edge of their seats with this ICONIC breakdown of Utah's offseason moves ☝️🤔☝️

(via @FirstTake)

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

as god intended

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Portland Trail Blazers center Robert Williams III has agreed to sign a three-year, $44 million contract extension to return to the Portland Trail Blazers through 2028-29, agent Kevin Bradbury of LIFT Sports Management tells ESPN.

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

@briam7morris doesn’t sound like that’s gonna happen now…but i’m hoping…three way trade with us getting brown…celts getting murphy…pels getting picks and young players always made sense to me

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

I don’t have to watch Kris Murray shoot ever again…something else will
happen with a trade later with the other guards

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading two-time NBA All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray, sources tell ESPN.

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

She should be…she is for me…not one player on the same continent as this woman…No other sport has a gap as far as this league with who’s the best and who’s second…all the other shit is just a b.s distraction.

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

"This is the face of the WNBA."

@LisaLeslie points out A'ja Wilson's dominance for the @LVAces this season.

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

👏👏👏

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

5 months ago Danhausen was wrestling for independent wrestling promotions in clubs, bars, halls, gyms, theaters and abandoned buildings (thank you all for giving Danhausen a stage.)

Next month Danhausen will be featured at the Worlds Most Famous Arenahausen.

Thank you @WWE thank you @TheGarden thank you Fanhausens around the world.

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

type of trades that annoy the shit out of me…would be a great addition and only cost two seconds lol

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: The Oklahoma City Thunder are trading sharpshooter Isaiah Joe to the Detroit Pistons for two future second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

least they’ll sell a ton of shoes together but that’s about it

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

This duo is going to be fun to watch. No question about it.

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

@briam7morris i’d do that in a heartbeat

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

yang hansen

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The Celtics are “hunting a big man” and are reportedly willing to trade Jaylen Brown to get one. (via @SIChrisMannix)

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

OKC gets it…that’s why the run circles around 95 percent of the league

[Jeff Goodman @GoodmanHoops]

Oklahoma City will select Aday Mara will the 12 pick, source told @thefieldof68.

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

will really help that bottom 5 defense

[NBA @NBA]

With the 7th pick of the NBA Draft the @SacramentoKings select Darius Acuff Jr.!

The 2026 NBA Draft is LIVE on ABC & ESPN.

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

the best player and leader on the team day one

[ESPN @espn]

Welcome to Memphis, Cameron Boozer‼️

The Duke star selected No. 3 in the NBA Draft 🐻

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

a one year deal?!? Jesus this owner as of now gives absolutely zero shits about optics…christ hire me for free

[Jason Quick @jwquick]

BREAKING: Micah Nori has agreed to become the head coach of the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell @TheAthletic. Nori was lead assistant of the Minnesota Timberwolves for the past five years. Nori, 52, signed a one-year deal with team options for each of the next two seasons.

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

just my opinion but I’d rather have Jaylen then Giannis🤷….Giannis is better but what a pain in the ass…all about him…JB younger less injury concern…would love to get him if he’s pissed now and wants out….Miami trades three key pieces for one piece…still a play in team

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

those bucks pick we own 📈📈📈

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Milwaukee’s youth movement 🔥

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

better be a good reason as to why the Blazers who OWN the Bucks future who picks (who are going to suck) aren’t the third team to take Brown

[Marc Stein @TheSteinLine]

Reported this in the 3 AM ET range: The Celtics emerged from the weekend “with a real shot” in their battle with Miami to win the trade race to acquire Giannis Antetokounmpo, according to a league source.

Full story: https://t.co/evOxF4pM3W

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

very much impressed me during the season…teams gotta get guys to throw at wemby and think long term

[Swish Cultures @swishcultures_]

7’4 Aday Mara NBA Draft workout 🔥 he has an elite skillset with a standing reach of 9’9”. Mara wasn’t missing in his workout from 3 and his jumper will be used more in the NBA 🎥 @JordanRichardSC

[Zach Simonetti @ZSim41]

After the first 4 are off the board this would be guy i’d want…

[ALL THE SMOKE @allthesmokeprod]

Kingston Flemings knew Houston was DIFFERENT after one practice 😳🔥

The future lottery pick says Coach Kelvin Sampson's practices are NOT for the weak💀