Zachary Spooner

Express Yourself

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

I am controlled chaos. And how are you?

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

@xojamirae I don’t know who told you that maybe it’s your anxiety that’s telling you things that aren’t true

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

Yes I am speaking for the manufacturer

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

Boeing airplanes are not suitable to fly

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

Amazes me how some people can turnaround a compliment. It’s not polite to assume things.

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

If you ever wanna see something magical, head on down to the Southington Walmart to witness the cutest Latina girl I’ve ever seen. She winked at me. And I saw my future

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

Ahhh shit I gotta let my feminist communications teacher know that I’m a transfer student from Cranbrook

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

Chances are if you’re a millennial you’re also a complainer, it’s a good thing I’m some sort of creature and not that. #theearly20s

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

Pilot: Hey Milwaukee you see what’s in the near distance?
Co-pilot: Yes, yes roger that Houston. There’s no fog, so it’s actually quite clear to see.
Pilot: ironic

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

I'm here grocery shopping and people are teeling me I got two different shoes, there the same type just different color ya feel

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

18 years ago today Florida State's Marshall McDougall hit 6 dingers and had 16 RBIs in one game

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

@NellyIsThatGuy thanks nelly much appreciated

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

5 days in punta Cana, with access to unlimited drinks, nude beach, casinos, and 18 year old drinking age, I got something to look forward to

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

@reidmorin82 thanks Reid much love kid, it's actually funny I hadn't realized how similar we looked til I checked your profile

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

@gkbrooke thank you Brooke!!

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

@Like_Mike13 thanks mike much love kid, hope all is chell

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

@ConnorKennedyy thank you Connor you're the kid

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

@x0mrw thank you Madison

[Zachary Spooner @Zspooner23]

@KingHuss_ thanks Huss you the kid