Zach

Peanut butter. Smug lefty. Rock n Roll. Your mom. ENTJ, supposedly. Throw your homework onto the fire. Follow here now:

[Zach @ZSS]

Me to self: I need to go back to sleep for a bit.
Self to me: Let's listen to some VanHalen.
Me:

[Zach @ZSS]

Scoring the game, running the scoreboard, and eating cheese curds. Just the level of talent you can expect over here.

[Zach @ZSS]

I am eight years older than Kelsey Grammer was when the final episode of Cheers aired.

[Zach @ZSS]

I can't believe 70+ million people voted for this. What a fucking shame.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

[Zach @ZSS]

Hey people who don’t have kids - I don’t care you don’t have kids.

[Rusty @realrustyfinn]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to save destiny 2

[Zach @ZSS]

Jesus Memorial Day Pete, @Royals

[Zach @ZSS]

Always a good feeling when I nail all of the “hey’s” “whoa’s” and “woo’s.”

[Vintage Vixens & Vestiges @vvestiges]

Think marijuana is harmless? Think again! (‘80s)

[Zach @ZSS]

The older I get, the more I absolutely love seeing kids do stuff like this. https://t.co/GDx0wPPC4J

[Zach @ZSS]

I don’t know if this is an unpopular opinion or not, because who even talks to other people anymore? But I don’t think “Walk Like an Egyptian” gets enough credit as a legit good song as opposed to just a novelty from the 80’s.

[Zach @ZSS]

When your wife replies with “okiedokie” but she really means this…

[Zach @ZSS]

If you’re a parent of someone in youth sports, and it’s back-to-back games on the court/field I only have one bit of advice. If it’s between games, and your kids game just ended, get the fuck out of the way.

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Bobby Witt Jr. high IQ fake tag to likely save a run. May not matter, has been done before, but still to fool Herrera on a throw that wasn't even close .. well played.

[Zach @ZSS]

They still actually play polo?

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

The #Colts’ schedule release is a Simpsons parody and it’s absolutely glorious! 🤣🤣

(🎥 @Colts)

[Zach @ZSS]

@ComargoP @atrupar

[Zach @ZSS]

For those that don’t know or weren’t there, Bloodsport was the absolute peak of “hey kid, don’t let your mom know I let you watch this” movies from the 80’s.

[Zach @ZSS]

If you need me, this will be on repeat until tomorrow morning.

[TMZ @TMZ]

'Revenge of the Nerds' Actor Donald Gibb Dead at 71 https://t.co/xIhw2slWS2

[Zach @ZSS]

One of my favorite songs from a punk band (I Will Dare) still gets to the chorus at :47 seconds.

[Zach @ZSS]

Call me simple, call me old fashioned, but get to the fucking chorus. All good bands, and it doesn’t matter the genre, but if you can’t get to the hook in 60-90 seconds fuck off.

[Zach @ZSS]

Are there exceptions? Of course. You can’t love Led Zeppelin without it. Kurt Cobain made fun of the “verse/chorus/verse” format BUT HE STILL FUCKING DID IT.