Zachary Starr

Yeah I invented the jet pack

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

@MLFootball @KelbermanNFL @ZacStevensDNVR @oohDB4lalaL @denbron77 @lexiosborne @BradHensonPro @shawnemerriman @JenniferMills21 @KennyKing_Jr @TheDirector_YT Great content

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Sometimes all I think about is Jokic

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Would have to book a Super 8 motel room. Man

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Cinnamon Rolls Cheesecake……… Eat or Pass?

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Put on a brutal performance at Prime Sushi today. Pieces were too fat and couldn’t get it off the plate. I was the only guy there so the server and and sushi chef witnessed the whole thing. Demoralizing

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Might be time to give up on chopsticks. I’m 30 years old and still can’t figure it out. Top stick has no control. Bottom stick has a weak base. Just have to accept I’m a fingers guy when it comes to eating sushi #TryingMyHardest #WeAllCavemen

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Congrats to the Lakers for getting Markieff Morris. LeBron stopper has now joined him. Genius move

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Yes, this is real. Sources tell ESPN: Full trade:

- Lakers: Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber, Markieff Morris

- Mavericks: Anthony Davis, Max Christie, 2029 LAL 1st

- Jazz: Jalen Hood-Schifino, 2025 Clippers 2nd, 2025 Mavericks 2nd

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

One Day

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One day I will see a Kansas City team win a playoff game. #OneDay

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Josh Allen is so damn good. It’s unfortunate he was born in the same era as Mr 1 5. He is the only QB that comes close to him. And Bryce Young of course

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

@BriannapatAshto Consider Sugma

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Chiefs are incredible. Reading tweets complaining about the refs bring me joy. Mahomes and Reid are my dads. T Swift is sexy. Trav dapped me up at Mosaic circa 2018. Chris Jones has a big schlong #3Peat #Chiefs

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

@NathanNotNate Happy birthday. Thank you for your service 🫡 You’re a #Good man

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Chick-Fil-A’s service and operations blows me away every time. Basically a school field trip in here and they tackled it like it was nothing. Almost like they enjoyed it. They’re truly #Unstoppable #MyPleasure? #NoYouGiveMePleasure

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

@BroncoSportsMBB Yeah real good job. This team is different man. Offense looks great. Can’t wait to see the future of this program

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Would sell my soul for $1.19. Wish I could talk to 19 year old Zach

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

The new value menu at McDonald's is too clutch #BesidesMcdoublesGoingUpTo$1.19

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Things couldn’t have gotten any better after this tweet. Am I the reason the Royals won a World Series and the Chiefs are goated? People are talking

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

One day I will see a Kansas City team win a playoff game. #OneDay

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Agreed

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Patrick Mahomes is good

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

4 bags of Bills*** Thanks Councilman Willet!! 🙏🙏😤😤

[Nathan Willett @NathanNotNate]

Chiefs Win, YOU WIN! 4 bags of trash all week.

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Locksmith Brothers just quoted my tweet??!! My life is complete! 😺😺😺

[Locksmith Brothers @LocksmithB54533]

Been with us since the start. Hard work pays off 🐐✅🐳🤜🏿🤛

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

@LocksmithB54533 Just paid my kids college tuition. Thanks Locksmith Brothers!!🙏🙏🙏

[Zachary Starr @Zsteezyy]

Theo would have made this throw with ease!! Sucks he’s not an NFL quarterback or else the Chiefs would have won. Mahomes is so bad we got lucky these last 5 years

[Theo Ash @TheoAshNFL]

What is Mahomes seeing here? There are WRs open all over the place, he misses them all and fails to convert on third