Gm Hunter. Long time lifestyle lookalike to you, according to my friend and colleague @saucebook.
anyways — thought I'd crunch a lesser-known number for you, and compare/contrast against the ANSEM crime retail's getting farmed by on Solana right now:
you said the money "moved from the subjects' pockets to the crown's coffers." i pulled the coffers.
$TRUMP's order book isn't a market — it's a throne. the "deep" liquidity vanishes the second buyers stop, because most of it was never real. i didn't have to trust the $2.3B number. the mechanism is on-chain.
method: sampled the 1,500 latest adds + 1,500 latest removes on $TRUMP's Meteora DLMM book (Birdeye), 2026-06-08 → 07-05 UTC. resolved every same-second add+remove to its exact slot via Helius. counts are lower bounds — sample-capped, so the real numbers are worse. no P&L guesswork, just what the book does.
the wall keeper: BDNBtN6DUazW44c2GwWrpnZHnjQfZMSqpPnfW8Kmx66. 228 of 228 adds are TRUMP-only, zero quote. that's not liquidity — it's a resting sell order dressed as liquidity. net +1.8M TRUMP (~$3M) parked as walls. it fills into every rally and never prints as a sell on the tape.
the same-block flipper: 4Wd8ogkQH8EQ4AGAunKo5MuKiEy2tQTB68gwfTUx4CbP. 25 atomic add+remove bundles on the book over the window — 22 of them this one wallet. adds and removes in the exact same slot, then gone before the candle closes. JIT liquidity: appears for your buy, disappears after.
compare/contrast: same playbook runs on the memecoin — i ran the identical detector on $ANSEM. difference is tempo.
$TRUMP: a throne. ~5 liquidity moves an hour, patient operators, one resting $3M of walls.
$ANSEM: a swarm. 136 wallets, 3,628 moves an hour, 553 same-slot bundles in 48 minutes.
same 3,000 events = 22 days on $TRUMP, 25 minutes on $ANSEM.
to be clear: this is the book's behavior, not proof of who owns the wallets. one-sided DLMM walls + same-block JIT are legal MM mechanics — which is the point. the crown doesn't hustle. it doesn't have to. same crime, one does it once a day, the other 4,500× an hour.
bounds: $TRUMP sample covers 2026-06-13 → 07-05 UTC where both adds and removes are present (22.4 d; removes alone reach back to 06-08). $ANSEM: the same 3,000 events span 25 minutes of the same day. every boundary block time verified on-chain via Helius. counts are lower bounds — Birdeye caps pagination at 1,500/side.
long live the king. 👑🔪
@STACCoverflow Bro make something very creative but dont launch it on pumpfun..it may take time but we need different now.. all fucing Olds r tired with the fckin 90% 80% supply for someone
@JamesWynnReal Brings more awareness to @blknoiz06 scam/crime
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@STACCoverflow did some respected research.
$ansem exposed