Zubair Ahmad

Trying really hard to be funny and to not drop my phone. Also i am not an app.

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[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 11 Mar 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

@TeamYouTube Last message was ambiguous, I did in fact talk to him and he confirmed it wasn't him.

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

@TeamYouTube Appreciate the quick response. I'm a member on the channel and the creator knows me. I could talk to him through his discord to confirm he didn't do it.

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@TeamYouTube My comments in YT live chat can't be seen by others anymore. Definite cursing, but nothing hateful or harassing. Mostly bad jokes. Same way I always talk. Did something change today?

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

@DestinyBulletn Marshmostiltskin

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 11 Mar 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

@falloutplays For your godroll series, I got a Smugglers Word with Full Auto Trigger and Tap the Trigger. Full Auto procs Tap the Trigger on EVERY BURST. It feels like I’m cheating.

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

I don't like the term "mansplaining." Is gender shaming okay if directed against men? Am I missing something?

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

@JoannePistonFan I bought 50 of the uniballs I like and sprinkled them around. My solution was to drown the universe in pens. It works

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

I need y'all to convince me not to buy adult light up shoes. The temptation is strong.

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

Changed my shirt at lunch. No one seems to have noticed. A little crestfallen.

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I am learning all about the anatomy of the knee joint. By sequentially straining every single tendon. Guessing quad tendon next.

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OMG THE NFL IS TOTALLY INSANE RIGHT NOW. DAFUQ!! I. CANT. EVEN. NFL please. STAHP!!

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

@jvdm79 I don't know. Try asking @GoZubie

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Bye Spock.

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

Day 3 of kidney stone pain. Need local friend w pain meds to come over and bash my head in with a brick. Then take pain pills & clean mess.

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

@SiliconHbrMag @the_pitch_deck I think you meant @GoZubie. I'm sure he is a nice guy but he's not my CEO.

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

Thanks for the birthday love. Now you young people get off my yard and turn down that noise you call music.

[Zubair Ahmad @Zubie]

Finally found a nice blue lantern ring. Gotta go memorize that oath now.