Zuul F. Tompkins

There is no Twitter. There is only ZUUL.

[Zuul F. Tompkins @ZuulFTompkins]

SO, @PFTOMPKINS, MY PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS WEARING TAPOUT T-SHIRTS AND AXE BODY SPRAY WERE FINALLY ENOUGH. MY WORK IS DONE. ZUUL OUT! #PFTFINIS

[Zuul F. Tompkins @ZuulFTompkins]

@twitter DO YOU HEAR THAT TWITTER? IT'S THE SOUND OF ZUUL'S MINIONS UNFOLLOWING THE BIEBER-CHILD BECAUSE YOU WON'T VERIFY @PFTompkins.

[Zuul F. Tompkins @ZuulFTompkins]

@PFTompkins IS NEW ORLEANS ON THE HORIZON? I HAVE MANY LOYAL GARGOYLES AWAITING WORD THERE. PLEASE KEEP ZUUL IN THAT LOOP.

[Zuul F. Tompkins @ZuulFTompkins]

@twitter CONTINUE TO REFUSE TO VERIFY @PFTompkins AT YOUR PERIL. WHO TURNED YOUR LAST STELLA INTO TAB? ZUUL, THAT'S WHO. #verifyPFT

[Zuul F. Tompkins @ZuulFTompkins]

@PFTompkins @twitter CONTINUE YOUR NON-VERIFYING WAYS, TWITTER. YOU HAVE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HELL SIGOURNEY WEAVER AND I CAN RAIN DOWN ON YOU.

[Zuul F. Tompkins @ZuulFTompkins]

STILL NO #verifyPFT? VERY WELL, THEN. WHEN YOUR INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY IS REPLACED WITH UNICORNS, YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME.

[Zuul F. Tompkins @ZuulFTompkins]

@PFTompkins THERE IS NO VERIFICATION FOR YOU. THERE IS ONLY ZUUL.