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[۟ @maxwin]

PSA 10 Bin Laden

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

Found a shoebox under my 16-year-old son's bed.

Full of baggies of white powder, a digital scale, and a notebook.

I was shaking. I called my wife in immediately.

"Look at this," I said, tears in my eyes.
She gasped. "Is he dealing drugs?"
"It's worse," I said. "Look at his margins."
He's buying at $50 a gram and selling at $55.

That's a 9% gross margin. He hasn't factored in the cost of Ziploc bags, transportation risk, or his own labor.
I sat him down at the kitchen table. He was terrified.

We spent the next six hours building a proper Excel spreadsheet with pivot tables for inventory tracking.

We got his margins up to 35% by switching to a bulk supplier.

He's moving product efficiently now.

I've never been more proud. A true supply chain manager in the making.

~Anonymous

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

@LandraceBureau That's a male plant, nothing smokable on that and every grower in the region is probably now fucked lol

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

@celine_705 The first time combined with sex is a feeling that you'll never ever be able to explain. It's that good that you tell yourself never again because you realise it'll be the end.

[Insane Vids @Insanevidz_]

Fortnite has ruined the younger generation

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

@lilpeepeeps @Knight472377 No lol

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

@HNvm_j @lospectra_ I'm Australian and I care

[robi @joeltistic]

rare childhood christmas memory: not being able to take a bath because theres a carp in the bathtub

[AFeldmanMMA @afeldMMA]

37 years, 124 days.
Alexander Volkanovski.

Just for perspective, the oldest UFC featherweight champion ever, prior to Volk, was José Aldo and he was 30 years old when he lost his title.

And let’s not forget, before Volkanovski’s win at UFC 314 last year, fighters 35 or older below 170 lbs were 0–16 in UFC undisputed title fights.
Back at UFC 314 last year, he snapped something that had literally never happened.

Tonight, back in Australia, Volk doubled down.

And Still champion.
And Still over 35.
And Still not done. 🇦🇺

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

@BeZo Fr

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

@dadopotamus Was clean for 2 years and it didn't get better, most miserable 2 years of my life

[spidey @lochan_twt]

is this AGI ??

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

Greatest year of all time

[rnzy @r7nzy]

niggas b 18 tb i miss 2016

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

@omanhene_12 @josefrakich @Bitcoin_Teddy They won't because they dont

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

@jalillegal @TOliveFern Methamphetamines is a powerful substance

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

@PeteZogoulas Yes, the NDIS filled with fraudulent providers but these invoices are not it lol, unprofessionally formatted but a very far stretch to be publicly claiming fraud.

[Crypto Fergani @cryptofergani]

"When I’m rich, I will keep a low profile!"

Me after a $10 withdrawal:

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

Deadset retard

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

I would feel 100x safer living on streets patrolled by Hamas than by American police.

[Zacc 🥷🏽🇦🇺 @Zvcc19]

@coolestdudeva Hat off yeah but I've never been asked to stand at all? This is a lie

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This man corrects this bystander who mistakenly called his pet alpaca a llama

I feel like Australia is just another version of Florida or vice versa