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Was told to shut up once by someone kinda famous. Fights like Gaston. Bites like Gaston. Follows/RTs are not endorsements like Gaston. *Not in Epstein files.

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I heard that, if Team USA wins this, we can make everyone call it soccer until the next World Cup.

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I wonder if Elton John ever regrets not thinking of something else to sing besides “Sugar Bear” in “Someone Saved My Life Tonight.”

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The military should really stress being able to pre-board flights in their recruiting ads.

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Happy “Capturing Jefferson Davis Disguised as an Old Woman” Anniversary to those who celebrate

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What if this is all that Mentalist guy just effing with all of us?

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Well, I guess the Save Act is being perceived as a lot cleaner than him instructing USPS not to deliver mail-in ballots after Election Day. And SCOTUS gave him a backstop recently in Konan by holding 5-4 (Thomas) that USPS can’t be sued for intentionally refusing to deliver mail

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@Whale_Guru

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I aged well. Not like a fine wine. But more like an autographed baseball where the player died and its worth more now.

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The Book of Job is about capitalism

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I'm starting to think that maybe Comey shouldn't have sent that letter.

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@MarkWarner @MollyJongFast You literally just said it in the first part of your post

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We’re about to hear about how many of his houses Chief Justice Roberts claimed as his “primary residence” on mortgage applications.

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Sure it was shocking that Bondi thought the Dow being at 50,000 somehow means we shouldn’t be trying to figure out a huge pedophilic sex trafficking ring, but she also thought the Dow being at 50,000 meant, like, 50,000 dollars. No one’s focusing on that part.

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I like the Genspark ad where AI replaces everyone in the office and they’re each told to take the day off. Like, yeah, take the year off. As a matter of fact, we’re letting you go.

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Ring’s appeal to have us hook up all of our Ring cameras into one big coordinated network so they can scan neighborgoods and look for lost dogs was a good reminder of how full of shit these people are.

We promise we’ll only use it to look for lost dogs! Do you hate dogs?

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@BillCassidy

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@BillAckman

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@jaketapper

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